Claudia

[Claudia @claudesdale]

As soon as I heard this, I knew I would quote for the rest of my life

[َ @leedoohyuns]

carmy just saying “richie. richie. idiot. idiot. richie” being ten times more funnier scene than all of the scenes the faks did #TheBear

[Claudia @claudesdale]

Im all for shitting on Facebook (hello horse dewormer theories) but when I see how excited my older family members are to see updates/pictures of everyone, I’m careful not to make fun of them for it. Like my grandma is just excited to be in the loop a little bit! 🥺🥺

[Claudia @claudesdale]

Wonder if the guy fixing the siding of the house can hear me singing Grease at the top of my lungs (he definitely can)

[Claudia @claudesdale]

@HashtagHawkins

[Claudia @claudesdale]

I’m having a bad day and my boss called me and I burst into tears. Poor guy, so cringe.

[Claudia @claudesdale]

Maybe u guys can help @SoupFest614

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

I don’t have any weird takes about soup

[Claudia @claudesdale]

@HashtagHawkins @itsjust_meg **for the ladies

[Claudia @claudesdale]

@HashtagHawkins He better come prepared with reservations and flowers!!!

[Claudia @claudesdale]

@JNorval3 Hell of a lot faster than someone who isn’t running! You go girl!

[Claudia @claudesdale]

@HHClegg @bgBonner15 Any version of blueberry cake, chocolate, or any with like a glaze on the cake donut. Slaps the shit out of the ole yeasty boys

[Claudia @claudesdale]

Cake donuts are better than yeast donuts and I’m prepared to die on this hill

[Claudia @claudesdale]

@KatieBellemore Oh yes. It’s shocking but v real

[Lindsay Boling @LBols]

Wow sitting in a bar and this guy started talking to me. Turns out he is an expert in medicine, foreign policy, finance AND ideology. What an incredible opportunity for me to meet this man.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

New Texas Law Allows Private Citizens To Hold Pregnant Women Hostage Until Birth https://t.co/gIy7iSvGPG

[Claudia @claudesdale]

I need more professional clothes for work. **buys very fuzzy expensive slippers**

[Claudia @claudesdale]

Good morning, friendly reminder that its not crazy to value the rights of a human woman over the rights of an unborn fetus 💕🙃

[Claudia @claudesdale]

If someone sends me an FB friend request now, I just assumed their account has been hacked

[e taylor @erinisaway]

feels hostile to be sent an fb friend request in the year 2021

[Claudia @claudesdale]

Tierra Whack has zero skips

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Vaccine Skeptic Does Own Research By Enrolling 45,000 Friends In Double-Blind Clinical Trial https://t.co/DpbvQ42FFX