Claude Stuart

Hi-Energy, Physical, Spontaneous, In-Your-Face Comedy

[Claude Stuart @claudestuart]

SPRINGFIELD, ILLINOIS! I’m back at DONNIE B’S COMEDY CLUB Tonight and Saturday, 7:30 $ 9:30pm shows!

I have a few free tickets left, but you gotta hit me ASSP!

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[Claude Stuart @claudestuart]

REDONDO BEACH!!! Come check me out at the opening Comedy Night at AVENUE A BAR & GRILL ... TONIGHT AT 8PM! It's gonna be a party, let's do this:

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[Claude Stuart @claudestuart]

He was undoubtedly the best drummer I have EVER seen live. He constantly combined rhythm, precision and innovation during his performances; and his solos left any witnesses in absolute shock that a... https://t.co/h4dJZjdsuE

[Claude Stuart @claudestuart]

OBSERVATION: Whenever somebody says, “I’m tough, but I’m fair” ... they’re not fair.

[Claude Stuart @claudestuart]

I recently did a gig where they gave me a "Drug/Alcohol Test" ... and I passed with a perfect score. So I immediately celebrated ... with drugs and alcohol. COME ON! #happyholidays #happynewyear #party #alcohol #drugs #stayinschoolkids

[Claude Stuart @claudestuart]

A RECENT CONVERSATION BETWEEN MY PARENTS WITH TRANSLATIONS:

DAD: "Who's that actor? Is that Charlie Sheen's gay brother on that trashy sitcom?" (Jon Cryer)
MOM: "No, darling; it's the cute, little pudgy man who... https://t.co/WkCGSmHkLC

[Claude Stuart @claudestuart]

Chicago! I’m at CG’s COMEDY CLUB this weekend, TONIGHT $ SATURDAY, 8 $ 10:30pm!

Check out the link and awesome discounts!:

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[Claude Stuart @claudestuart]

To all my friends, fans, and stockers in Illinois ... Here’s a friendly little reminder about what’s going down tonight:

Come see me rock the stage live in “THE RED HOT WINTER “ TONIGHT @ THE DAVID S. PALMER ARENA... https://t.co/mq91M3XtrT

[Claude Stuart @claudestuart]

TO ANYONE WHO KNOWS CHICAGO: I'm flying into Chicago-Midway late tomorrow night, technically 25 minutes before the rental car counters close. I spoke to the car company; they noted for them to stay open at least... https://t.co/35NcOBWFkW

[Claude Stuart @claudestuart]

WHAT'S UP, ILLINOIS?!! I'm back at "THE RED HOT WINTER" this SATURDAY NIGHT! Come see me rock it live at THE DAVID S. PALMER ARENA in Danville for a killer 7pm show! "Where can I get tickets?" Right here, my friends:

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[Claude Stuart @claudestuart]

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[Claude Stuart @claudestuart]

PEOPLE OF THE VALLEY ... I'll be performing in your area tonight, at both ROBIN HOOD PUB in Sherman Oaks (9-11pm show) and THE SCENE in NOHO (8:30-10:30pm). If you're around, show up and let's make some magic together, Ya'll!

[Claude Stuart @claudestuart]

PEOPLE OF THE VALLEY! I'm back at ROBIN HOOD PUB TONIGHT, 9pm Show! Come see me and my hilarious comrades rock the stage live inside a private entertainment room full of fans, comedians and unpredictable dregs of... https://t.co/NSkuOGOCyP

[Claude Stuart @claudestuart]

If anyone is familiar with Wordpress, please direct message me ASAP; thank you and have a pleasant week .... COME ON!

[Claude Stuart @claudestuart]

WHAT'S UP, L.A.???
Come see me this Monday night at The Secret #Comedy Club @thesecretcomedy located at 7356 Melrose LA CA 90946. 8-10pm 18 and up. No min. Best pizza in town. Free parking! $20 cover. 1/2 off with September 16:... https://t.co/db3vu57Hzn

[Claude Stuart @claudestuart]

LOS ANGELES, BABY! Come see me this Monday night at The Secret #Comedy Club @thesecretcomedy located at 7356 Melrose LA CA 90946. 8-10pm 18 and up. No min. Best pizza in town. Free parking! $20 cover. 1/2 off with September 16:... https://t.co/db3vu57Hzn

[Claude Stuart @claudestuart]

We've been together since way before Uber and Lyft ... https://t.co/Gst96wZS1Z

[Claude Stuart @claudestuart]

WICHITA, KANSAS! It's been too long, and I'm glad to be back rocking The Loony Bin Comedy Club TONIGHT THROUGH SATURDAY NIGHT! Got some free tickets for the first few folks who send me a direct message ... HIT... https://t.co/V1b4VQpe0d

[Claude Stuart @claudestuart]

TULSA, OKLAHOMA! I'm back at THE LOONY BIN COMEDY CLUB! Tonight through Saturday night, 4 nights, 6 shows, 1 mission: And that's to entertain you ... Let's do this, dammit!

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[Claude Stuart @claudestuart]

ATTENTION: BURBANK! I’m back at FLAPPERS COMEDY CLUB, Tomorrow Night, Sunday @ 7PM! Let’s celebrate a Holiday Weekend in L.A., if for no other reason, because there’s less traffic ... COME ON!