Claudius Rex

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@Istakher heh. Just saw yr menses tweets. Was Right. There. With. You.

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@mhoobler you should pour water over the side & when one yelps, claim "oops! Just whizzing off the roof."

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@Istakher hey sugar, not sure what's up, but love you madly.

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Some of my cat sitting gigs don't pay cash; they just understand there will be less ice cream upon their return.

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Ow. My head. Thank you @baroo. The cast of lovelies was great. Did I mention, ow, my head?

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@amanirulz Hopefully I can come next time.

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@baroo Taste test blind. It's the only way to know. P

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@baroo @emyay yay!!

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@baroo you have a cat???

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@froghole goh, Klowns, goh!

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@elinormills Ha! I can barely get broadband in NM's state capitol.

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@froghole send ambien walrus to me instead. Make sure his valise has enough for the rest of the kids in the class.

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@Epiphany23 oh, it works.

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@jovino ask yr wife? She did an excellent job…

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@colinaut they should rename to paper-pushers local 9119. Sorry to hear it's a bad fit.

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@timmmii shimon Peres is in town

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@froghole you didn't wake up dead? Or not-dead-but-squished? There's two.

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@amanirulz sounds excellent.

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@amanirulz 1st Friday?

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@baroo of our own device?