C. Flacco

Here for the celebrity drama, fantasy football advice, Big Brother leaks, and anything else interesting that I can creep!

[C. Flacco @claudzyfbaby]

@timbilton will the real @timbilton please stand up

[Denver Broncos @Broncos]

It’s official: We’ve traded for QB @JoeFlacco.

Welcome to #BroncosCountry!

📰 » https://t.co/vvKC8XuNxT

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

It’s official.
We’ve traded QB Joe Flacco to the Denver Broncos in exchange for a 2019 fourth-round pick.

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

Thank you, Joe.

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

Thank you, Joe.

[C. Flacco @claudzyfbaby]

@KingdumOfJaames @valamore @Almasi_ I haven’t logged into Twitter in ages and just realized I missed last years fantasy league! Sorry crew!

[Big Brother Daily @BB_Updates]

Meet the cast of Big Brother 20 by checking out their photos and bios here: https://t.co/ZikOD3MhHL #BB20

[Norm Kelly @norm]

Avocados are the Rolls-Royce of the fruits.

[Norm Kelly @norm]

You can’t stop the waves, but you can learn to surf.

[C. Flacco @claudzyfbaby]

Ummm @McDonaldsCanada where is the other bun to my McChicken? #unhappypregnantlady

[C. Flacco @claudzyfbaby]

Ummmm @McDonalds where is the other bun for my McChicken???

[Norm Kelly @norm]

How did people function before coffee?

[C. Flacco @claudzyfbaby]

Ya! @laurenflacco https://t.co/kT4AntFaLB

[Christiana @ImChristianaJoy]

@hqtrivia Give us an extra life for your technical difficulties!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Apparently, some customs agencies are saying they won’t allow shipment of anything called a “Flamethrower”. To solve this, we are renaming it “Not a Flamethrower”.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The rumor that I’m secretly creating a zombie apocalypse to generate demand for flamethrowers is completely false

[The Crock-Pot® Brand @CrockPotCares]

@rdaus1 @crockpot @NBCThisisUs We’re 💔 over last night’s episode, too! But don’t worry, you can still make your favorite meals in your #CrockPot with confidence. We want to assure all consumers we rigorously test our products for safety. DM us & we’d be happy to tell you more about our safety standards.

[livv @LivvvThomas]

So Kylie Jenner is supposedly is at the hospital in labor ? And Kim just said like two days ago her surrogate is supposed to be having her baby any day ? So is Kylie the surrogate ?????? I think yes

[C. Flacco @claudzyfbaby]

@VioletPaley That’s sexual assault! You could you?

[C. Flacco @claudzyfbaby]

#oprahforpresident !!!

[C. Flacco @claudzyfbaby]

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