Darius

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 4pm on a Sunday evening.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

App idea: Shazam but for the sound my car is making.

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

If they cut Social Security, I want every single penny they have taken from my paychecks since the very first day I ever started working.

[James Palmer @JamesPalmerTV]

@WhiteHouse This administration continues to embarrass themselves on a daily basis.

[sports tweeter Matthias 🇨🇴🇲🇽🇪🇨🇧🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣 @sportswaatcher]

Tell her Calais Campbell still doing it

[Darius @clausell_darius]

Yerrrrrrrr

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Six-time Pro-Bowl DE Calais Campbell, who played in Baltimore from 2020-2022, is returning to sign a one-year deal with the Ravens, per source. Campbell will 40 on Sept. 1 and this will be his 19th NFL season.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

You gotta think the Blazers are gonna be celebrating this win for the entire 31-hour Greyhound ride back to Portland.

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

Me at 29 years old still wondering what job I'll do when i grow up

[Darius @clausell_darius]

Not enough

[Fastbreak Hoops @FastbreakHoops5]

If you had to silence 3 mics forever, who are you choosing?

[Darius @clausell_darius]

Was there a guarantee that he signed with them as a free agent?

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

One NFL exec on the Bills trading for DJ Moore:

"He was gonna get cut, and they gave up a 2nd-round pick... and $40M in guarantees. What is going on?"

(via @SandoNFL)

[𝓚. 💐 @ProficientMinds]

“We need more present fathers in the homes” … we need to be more specific I fear

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Tiger Woods’ life summed up

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

No one warns you that getting older mostly means deciding what to make with ground beef and chicken for the rest of your life 😆

[BearsMuse @ChiBearsMuse]

I promise you there’s not a single person who has this dude’s jersey.

Who even is this?! 😭

Don’t compare him to CW18, the REAL Iceman.

[osama @0ba0sama]

you knew you was up late if you was watching brandy & mr. whiskers

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

"This accessory may not be supported"

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Regular oysters and charbroiled oysters are not the same food at all.

[Won’t Delete This Until OU Scores @Doc_Texas]

Tyler Perry about to write a Madea Vampire movie.

[Darius @clausell_darius]

Joe gone need to drink his milk this offseason lol

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Bengals signed veteran QB Josh Johnson, who returns to Cincinnati for a team he played for during the 2013 season.

[TB @90zTai]

for 60k a month id rock ecko unlimited everyday