My friend always makes me late for college. I often wait outside her house to pick her up, and every time she says, “Just give me one or two minutes,” somehow those two minutes turn into a lot longer. 😂 Because of her, I end up walking into class late and looking guilty in front of everyone.
But honestly, she means a lot to me. She has always been incredibly supportive, and she’s one of the people I trust the most. That’s why I still happily go to her house to pick her up, and then we go to college together. Some friendships are worth being late for. ♡
My friend told me she met up with her boyfriend for dinner and the hostess handed them a senior discount menu. Then the hostess looked right at her and said, "It's so sweet when granddaughters take their grandads out to eat!"
I couldn’t hold back my laughter 😂 😂
The oldest trick on this app. Post two identical pics with your tongue out and call it "naughty version below" so 9.7k guys would pay to see what they already saw. Nothing special
Adult film star Richelle Ryan says she had sex with her best friend’s 26-year-old son, who is in the military. She claims it happened when he visited her the night before his deployment, and that her friend brought him over knowing what would happen, calling him a “sacrificial lamb.” According to Ryan, she and the son had sex three times before she dropped him off the next morning.
“And she brought him to my house one night like a sacrificial lamb. Obviously she knew that bringing him to my house meant I was going to fuck the shit out of him.”
Clavicular had the blonde in the mini dress standing right over him…
then sat next to the brunette, spent half a minute explaining the blonde, and somehow ended up holding her hand anyway
“She’s just a friend, I swear…” 💀