clay jasper

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

If I pay $30 for a haunted house I better die

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

The best thing to ever come out of Oklahoma is I-35 south.

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

I'm happiest when I'm in front of a bowl of chips and queso.

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

Time for a Shiner.

[Tyler @boomer_tyler44]

watching paint dry> world cup

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

#SongsThatNeverGetOldToMe pretty much every George Strait song

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

#SongsThatNeverGetOldToMe All My Exes Live In Texas - George Strait

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

Want to piss off a Texan? Tell him that In-N-Out is better than Whataburger. There'll be hell to pay.

[clay jasper @clay_jasper]

Love the fact that I'm in Texas but being 9 hours from my baby still sucks

[Not Elon @ElonTakesDC]

I'll go anywhere, anywhere with chew

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

"I love bein' ""that guy from Texas"" when I'm travellin'."

[Country Sayings @countrysayingss]

Turns out my baby loves to... fish. #CraigCampbell

[clay jasper @clay_jasper]

Sitting here waiting to go to hotel 8 hope it goes by fast. Cause I'm missin Texas so bad and most importantly I'm missing her..

[RednecksNews @RednecksNews]

This will be my son's bed

[Country Sayings @countrysayingss]

I've got the paddle, I've got the boat. Come on baby, I know she'll float. We'll go rolling on the river of love. #GeorgeStrait

[Country Sayings @countrysayingss]

Feels like Carolina, looks like California, shining like those New York lights on Broadway. #Parmalee

[Not Elon @ElonTakesDC]

#ValentinesDay is coming up. RT to give your girl a heads up that you're expecting a log of your favorite dip.

[clay jasper @clay_jasper]

Within you, I lose myself. Without you,
I find myself wanting to be lost again.

[Granger Smith @GrangerSmith]

Be careful who you call your friends. I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

[clay jasper @clay_jasper]

Miss being at the lake with a good ol' fishin pole and nothin but relaxation