Clay Maninger

[Clay Maninger @clay_today]

RISSA!!! #SHSHRing

[Clay Maninger @clay_today]

just saw a mini horse that was loose, sounds like a mini problem lol

[Clay Maninger @clay_today]

home is where you can poop with the door open and or pants off

[Clay Maninger @clay_today]

why does sneezing warrant a blessing from the Almighty?

[Clay Maninger @clay_today]

jumping on a shovel digging holes thinking, "what a shitty pogo stick..."

[Clay Maninger @clay_today]

@SportsCenter PED's are no doubt harmful to a body, but athletes are big boys. Let em. It's comparable to actors getting plastic surgery

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"If you remember [Redskin's] a racial slur for an indigenous group wiped out by genocide, then, yeah, it’s awful." http://t.co/Ss76AdTXu2

[Clay Maninger @clay_today]

the clue is, when things can't seem to go your way, one after another after another. What is #life alex?

[Clay Maninger @clay_today]

does all the NSA nonsense not remind anyone else a little bit about that movie, minority report? Is that what you're trying to do US Gov't?

[Clay Maninger @clay_today]

so I thought Pandora was playing Katy Perry at a glance; it was just knife party #tooclose

[Clay Maninger @clay_today]

in the era of electronics, why haven't we 'revamped the stoplight????

[Clay Maninger @clay_today]

yesterday was a bad day, and today is looking pretty gray. what is gonna get me thru this day?

[Clay Maninger @clay_today]

oh cool, I weigh 72.5 kg. doesn't help me.... #google!!

[Clay Maninger @clay_today]

"keep calm and find a home" was on this kids shirt...walking down the road. #homeless?

[Clay Maninger @clay_today]

@WOLFPACK_tyG how did you answer so quickly? Are you cyberstalking me? Lol

[Clay Maninger @clay_today]

so I got this sweet case for my HTC one, loving it. Haven't dropped my phone since it's been on

[Clay Maninger @clay_today]

"that box fits tighter than some of my pants." lol

[Clay Maninger @clay_today]

if I had a dollar for every good idea I had, I might have a lil poker change every now and then

[Clay Maninger @clay_today]

so, saw a city worker the past two days power washing a sidewalk, getting the yellow paint off. so he could paint yellow paint on. #what?

[Clay Maninger @clay_today]

"dem white boys be killin me in the snap back game" @WOLFPACK_tyG