MΔDS 𖤓

there’s beauty in the chaos. 🌞🤙🏽

[MΔDS 𖤓 @dontcallmemady]

today i was sitting at a stop light eating a cheeze-it (hot and spicy grooves) and i looked over to my right and this guy gives me a nod and holds up a cheeze-it and if that doesn’t give you hope idk what will.

[MΔDS 𖤓 @dontcallmemady]

I need to see the release form for @the_traitors_ bc they be putting the players THROUGH IT 😳

[MΔDS 𖤓 @dontcallmemady]

Thanks, we hate it.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Spotify unveils new app icon.

[MΔDS 𖤓 @dontcallmemady]

Okay I’ll say what we’re all thinking…. Ciara Miller needs to be the next Bachelorette. #thebachelorette #summerhouse

[MΔDS 𖤓 @dontcallmemady]

“Even though we don’t have hard evidence, meaning fingerprints in this game, Candiace is smart.” OKAY DETECTIVE MARK BALLAS!! 😂#TraitorsUS #firstappearance

[MΔDS 𖤓 @dontcallmemady]

Me thinking “what podcast did I listen to???” Ah, yeah that tracks.

[MΔDS 𖤓 @dontcallmemady]

Donna

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

What would you name this dog? 😅

[MΔDS 𖤓 @dontcallmemady]

Is Morgan making Big Brother unbearable for anyone else??? #bb27 #ExecutiveEviction #MentalHealth

[MΔDS 𖤓 @dontcallmemady]

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years”

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A Canadian man has gone viral for dressing up as a giant Dachshund to walk his own Dachshund

[MΔDS 𖤓 @dontcallmemady]

@taylorcasserly @KaticMichael @stoolbeachhouse Same same, but different

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

Me clicking through every slide of HR training without absorbing a single piece of information

[MΔDS 𖤓 @dontcallmemady]

Question for Big Brother participants: when you’re getting the key at the very beginning, is it not freaking obvious you got it when there’s a camera crew in your bedroom???

[MΔDS 𖤓 @dontcallmemady]

Lookin at you, @Apple 👀

[MΔDS 𖤓 @dontcallmemady]

Don’t get me wrong, I love seeing musicians give fans a chance but I’ll be DAMNED if I pay $150 to hear some random kid sing your best song

[MΔDS 𖤓 @dontcallmemady]

Wow! Wish I would’ve known this every time I bent a phone in half!!

[Learn Something @cooltechtipz]

How the iPhone’s body has become stronger over time.

[MΔDS 𖤓 @dontcallmemady]

Tell that to the 13 year old kid that apparently ate a buffet before our 5-hour flight and proceeded to barf all over two rows of people 1.5 hours in 🙃

[Jon Bird @2002tacomasr5]

Why don't people barf on planes anymore? They still put the barf bags behind every seat... have we evolved to be better adapted to hurtling through the air at 500mph or what? Somethings up

[MΔDS 𖤓 @dontcallmemady]

Why was it always jumping off a bridge? You think THAT’S the worst idea my friends would have?

[MΔDS 𖤓 @dontcallmemady]

and the other 2/3 openly hate it

[New York Post @nypost]

More than a third of Americans secretly hate being asked to help with moving https://t.co/scPBxdwdtI

[MΔDS 𖤓 @dontcallmemady]

What if I told you that some of us wake up before the sun does?

[Gary Brecka @thegarybrecka]

What if I told you that getting sunlight in your eyes within 30 minutes of waking up does more for your mitochondria than most supplements?

[MΔDS 𖤓 @dontcallmemady]

Oh okay, cool cool cool. Thanks for the humble check, all good here.