Clay

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[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Telling the barista at Starbucks i clogged the toilet as Im leaving

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

It was just a hockey game.

[JPCampbellBiz @JP_Biz]

Ok brother, do you think you could make Outlook search work when you have a minute?

[Sam Karlin @samkarlin]

a lawyer for Obama told Jeffrey Epstein that Shreveport, Louisiana is a "dump beyond your imagination."

"I am not happy with my life right now," she continued.

[Clay @claybear666]

@compound248 @ddebernardy @jasonlk @grok Your point? It can still be capitalized and depreciated over the useful life of the asset per GAAP. @grok back me up here?

[Clay @claybear666]

@jasonlk @compound248 @grok It doesn’t, the spending on rockets is capitalized under GAAP, then hits the income statement over the useful life of the asset via depreciation (D in Ebitda). Wall Street would have you believe Ebitda is profit, but fire any accountant that tells you that.

[Jay @Jayxce]

They done found Sam Leavitt 😂😂

[Cimmerian Pervert @cimmerian_v]

“So much fog.”

“What can Santa do against such hateful weather?”

“Ride out with me.”

[Not YDG🦁 @notwhydeegee2]

There are tears flowing down my face

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Jameis!

[BAYOU GANGSTA @holdthattigah]

LIVE REACTION VIDEO FROM TODAY

[Ross Dellenger @RossDellenger]

Update: LSU executives and Lane Kiffin's reps held a call after the Tigers game at OU to continue solidifying the deal with travel plans: The university is sending two planes to Oxford on Sunday for Kiffin, his family & others, sources tell @YahooSports.

https://t.co/rKDHmY8JwP

[Clay @claybear666]

@Variety @TimJDillon

[Clay @claybear666]

Tldr, happy for you or sorry that happened

[Bobby Weir @BobWeir]

Well OK, Donna’s moved on. She blazed a path in music many aspire to follow. In her quiet, unassuming way she’ll be goin’ for it, even though there may not even be words for what 𝘪𝘵 is - how she always was...

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

No, no, you don't get it. They get on a bus. In uniform. Then drive around for a little bit. Then they run down a hill. It's electric.

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Quiet babe , Dave Mathews is locking the the fuck in on Skyline Chili Vision

[comfort for kent stans @comfortkent]

“this is an elementary school !!” takes me out every single time