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Jack, “With my eyes closed.”
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My tinfoil hat theory on Jensen situation.
Bear in mind, the only way Jensen gets ousted is if there is a BAD smoking gun, possibly around a crime.
A theory:
> honeypot Chinese spy-CEO girl gets Jensen
> she buys GPUs for megaspeed
> those GPUs ultimately go to China
> JH figures it out; tries to stop
> CCP tells him, “ha, gotcha b!tch” and blackmails him into continuing
> pressures JH to ship more GPUs
> JH has Nvidia ship said GPUs and tells team to not look too closely
> JH starts defending China as a potential customer publicly (see Dwarkesh pod below)
> CIA figures out what’s happening
[Note: Trump mentioned on 60 Minutes interview the US discovered a major AI CEO breaking the law. Trump threatened him with prosecution if he didn’t get onboard Team USA ASAP. “Do you like wearing orange?”]
> This is Jensen
> JH shuts down honeypot relationship and related GPU shipments
> China says, “No. If you don’t ship, we will destroy you.”
> Stuck between US legal system and Chinese blackmail, JH risks calling China’s bluff
> China does initial leak on JH honeypot affair. JH denies it to Nvidia board (6-12 months ago)
> US CIA / DoJ knows he did it
> China is not bluffing
> China sees anti-AI blue wave at last week’s US ballot box (which it helped catalyze) and decides now is the time to hit Jensen
> Leaks the story aggressively. Kill three birds with one stone: take out blackmail target; disrupt important AI leader; feed AOC’s oligarch AI wet dream
> Nvidia board forced to investigate. Discovers JH a) lied; b) broke the law; and c) had an affair with Nvidia employee
> Nvidia board doesn’t want to fire him but almost has to, especially if he knowingly broke the law
AND SO HERE WE ARE.
Critical question for $NVDA board is did JH knowingly do something illegal. Because everything else falls in a “policy violation” bucket that can be managed without termination.
But if he broke major laws, the board is trapped, barring USG intervention.
We shall see.
“You’re not talking to someone who woke up a LOSER…”
- Jensen Huang
“…and that LOSER attitude, that loser premise, makes no sense to me.”
“Your premise is WRONG.”
Jensen and Dwarkesh had a MUST LISTEN thoughtful and spicy back-and-forth.
To @dwarkesh_sp’s credit, he repeatedly holds his ground against Jensen’s aggressive pushback.
@Danstringer74 I’m of the opinion Jensen is good for America and good for the world (not without flaws(!), just like all of us…).
I sort of hope the USG steps in and protects him (obviously barring evidence that he was intentionally trying to harm the U.S.,; I have trouble seeing that).
Dwarkesh podcast where he and Jensen argue forcefully about China as a GPU customer.
This may be the first time I’d ever seen Jensen kind of lose his cool:
“You’re not talking to someone who woke up a LOSER…”
- Jensen Huang
“…and that LOSER attitude, that loser premise, makes no sense to me.”
“Your premise is WRONG.”
Jensen and Dwarkesh had a MUST LISTEN thoughtful and spicy back-and-forth.
To @dwarkesh_sp’s credit, he repeatedly holds his ground against Jensen’s aggressive pushback.
“You’re not talking to someone who woke up a LOSER…”
- Jensen Huang
“…and that LOSER attitude, that loser premise, makes no sense to me.”
“Your premise is WRONG.”
Jensen and Dwarkesh had a MUST LISTEN thoughtful and spicy back-and-forth.
To @dwarkesh_sp’s credit, he repeatedly holds his ground against Jensen’s aggressive pushback.
“You’re not talking to someone who woke up a LOSER…”
- Jensen Huang
“…and that LOSER attitude, that loser premise, makes no sense to me.”
“Your premise is WRONG.”
Jensen and Dwarkesh had a MUST LISTEN thoughtful and spicy back-and-forth.
To @dwarkesh_sp’s credit, he repeatedly holds his ground against Jensen’s aggressive pushback.
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