Clay Jeffries

I’m tired

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Who could have possibly predicted this?

[Clay Jeffries @clayjeffries]

Lindsey Graham told me just yesterday he was really looking forward to the new trump airport in Florida. Can’t believe he’ll never get to ride on DJT.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

The Graham Platner fiasco proves that the Democrat Party is far too tolerant of sexual predators.

by Matt Gaetz, Roy Moore, Pete Hegseth, Jim Jordan, Dennis Hastert, Blake Farenthold, Trent Franks, Herman Cain, Cory Mills, Clarence Thomas, Brett Kavanaugh, and Donald J. Trump

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Covie @covie_93]

BREAKING: Mitch McConnell's office releases photo from a very productive meeting he had earlier today with the president.

[Adam Carlson @admcrlsn]

For journalists covering the Alaska Senate race, a note on grammar in unique situations like this:

Please refer to them as “Dans Sullivan” — like you would for Attorneys General or courts-martial.

[Clay Jeffries @clayjeffries]

Don’t believe your lyin’ eyes it’s blue I tell ya

[Acyn @Acyn]

FOX: I'm here at the newly renovated reflecting pool. It's painted American flag blue. The Democrats will tell you there's green algae. There's pool guys cleaning it up. No other president would do that.

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[UltraNosk @UltraNosk]

Mulan for Americans

[Clay Jeffries @clayjeffries]

The only thing worse than the traffic I was in today was learning it was for jd vance’s motorcade

[Clay Jeffries @clayjeffries]

Siri suggested I should call my grandpa because it’s his birthday

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

This is so so disturbing. Trump is now pardoning January 6th rioters for unrelated crimes, just to reward them for their violence to keep him in power.

The Republican Party is in the full time business of endorsing and incentivizing political violence. So scary.

[Clay Jeffries @clayjeffries]

Megyn Kelly’s autobiography rerelease is something!

[Republican Accountability @AccountableGOP]

Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."

[Clay Jeffries @clayjeffries]

DeSantis working overtime to ensure trump can’t run for a third term

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Florida Gov. DeSantis: Imposing the death penalty for pedophiles is appropriate punishment and necessary to deter other offenders.

[Clay Jeffries @clayjeffries]

I bought perishable ingredients for thanksgiving because I thought it was next week

[Clay Jeffries @clayjeffries]

I met someone at a party last week who had a good jimmy fallon impression but then he kept working it in to conversations like okay I get it jimmy

[Clay Jeffries @clayjeffries]

The only thing uglier than Kim Davis’ heart is her hair, clothes, and transition lenses
https://t.co/PUcGc6H2hQ

[David French @DavidAFrench]

Pathetic. Casada is profoundly corrupt.