Bardi🤢

she/her

[Bardi🤢 @claymationstan]

@rigatonischolar just panicked cuz i opened twitter to a picture of my high school graduation

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@chlopotle no this is MY joker

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House of Gucci: The Last Great 🍕Italian🍝 Dynasty

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@katyreilly17 yes. down horrendous.

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finding bad yelp reviews about me as a waitress specifically is a new pain i wasn’t prepared for

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@lolusmontage gay rights🏳️‍🌈

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i would love to have a song written about me but i believe that would entail interacting with a musician

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not wearing a bra does what years of therapy can’t

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really unfortunate my friends and i weren’t in high school during lady gaga’s born this way era

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i love it when my mom reorganizes her jewelry cuz that’s when she spills divorce juice

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all i know is stress about the lit ap and be hot

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fine i’ll say it cuz no one else will. i thoroughly enjoyed aspects of my time in high school.

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@sophiefjb1006 nothing more true has ever been said

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my new hobby is sending people memes via imessage

[The Real Senorita Awesome @chlopotle]

i was so excited for the fearless key necklace that i ran upstairs too fast, fell, and fractured my foot. the good news is it takes 6-8 weeks for the key to ship & 6-8 weeks for my foot to heel. taylor i did this for you 🙏❤️ @taylorswift13 @taylornation13

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think i’ll be sitting with this existential dread for a minute

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i listen to haim to feel hot

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i would like my own lil slice of nepotism now

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send help we’re on the playland parkway and we can’t find the exits!!!!

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my therapist got jokes!