Clay Parlette

Communications professional 👔 Proud snowflake ❄️ Supporter of love 💙 Writer ✏️ Musician 🎷 @ufindlay alumnus 🎓 He/Him/His

[Clay Parlette @claypar111]

Not a great look @OfficialOPLive to have Danny Brown power tripping and making improper arrests on live TV. Fan of the show and have seen many of the other officers handle similar situations much better

[Clay Parlette @claypar111]

@AskCapitalOne Any update on when the issue will be resolved? My bills aren’t going through and nothing is being communicated to me. #CapitalOneOutage

[Clay Parlette @claypar111]

@AskCapitalOne Any updates on your “temporary outage” that you failed to communicate to your customers? Where’s my money?

[Clay Parlette @claypar111]

@UF_prof_Ward Are you on Goodreads?

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

In 2018, DeSantis barely won against a Black, Progressive, little-known mayor. In last 4 years, FL GOP invested in registering new voters and painting D’s as scary socialists. Democrats ignored the smoke alarms and fell asleep at the wheel. Today, the whole damn house burnt down.

[Sherrod Brown @SenSherrodBrown]

Columbus teachers are standing up for our students – for small class sizes, for enriching the education curriculum, and for basic, functioning school buildings.

@ColsCitySchools should return to the negotiating table.
https://t.co/q7Dh2EiYfB

[Shannon in Ohio 4 @ShannonFreshour]

I am demanding answer like WHY THE HELL DID HE TAKE DOZENS OF BOXES OF NATIONAL SECURITY RECORDS TO HIS HOUSE INSTEAD OF TURNING THEM OVER AS REQUIRED BY FEDERAL LAW?

WHAT DID HE DO WTH THEM?

WHO DID HE SHARE THEM WITH?

WAS MONEY EXCHANGED TO SEE THEM?

[Clay Parlette @claypar111]

@AskFrontier Hey team! I live in Ohio, zip code 43003, and have had an outage since some storms came through on June 13. Do you have an estimated fix date?

[Rep. Casey Weinstein 🇺🇸 @RepWeinstein]

Ohio House Republicans: STAY THE F AWAY FROM MY KIDS.

[Clay Parlette @claypar111]

@JessicaWSYX6 These have helped me with snoring sounds. I know it’s not the same, but it’s been a world of difference. https://t.co/AjnqJcpAgK

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

So, Republicans want to decide what books kids can read, what math & history they can learn, which words they can use, which sports they can play, and how old they can be to marry, while telling them that the “Libs are coming for their freedoms”?

How stupid are their voters?

[Elizabeth Banks ❄️ @ElizabethBanks]

Pro-life, my ass.

[Clay Parlette @claypar111]

@AskCapitalOne Hey team, were you aware of mobile check deposit randomly vanishing from the app? I’m on iOS and my friend is on Android. Appreciate the help!

[Randy Ludlow @RandyLudlow]

It's called accountability, Rep. Schmidt. All lawmakers should answer questions about the laws they seek to foist on Ohioans. Running away is an abdication of your responsibility.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Legendary hacker group Anonymous hacks into unsecured printers all across Russia and begins mass printing information on Putin’s invasion including Russia losses in order to bypass the Kremlin’s media blackout and propaganda. RT TO THANK ANONYMOUS FOR TAKING A STAND!

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Did we say "fuck Putin" today?
If not: FUCK PUTIN

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

I fucking hate Vladimir Putin.

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

Today would be a great day for President Biden and Vice President Harris to #CancelStudentDebt

[Sean Eldridge @SeanEldridge]

O- (universal donor) here 👋 Would be happy to donate today, but I can’t because I’m married to another man.

Yes, there’s still a gay blood ban in 2022 — and it’s past time to end it.

[tré easton @treeaston]

Sounds like a heterosexual problem to me.