allie

[allie @clayplain]

2024:

out:
being au courant

in:
being passé

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@ASCENDEDLAIN this is huge

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@bigsquishyfrog >accept

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@bouzingot @GaterHouser happy new year my friends!!!!

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@misharipov wow. she's free now. happy new year!!

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@lotus_emoji happy new year!!! beautiful as ever

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12am at a Logan Circle bar. Sean McElwee drains his last pint of nonalcoholic Guinness. You've been passionately arguing about the viability of a democratic candidate in western PA. "Listen," Sean whispers, "there's other ways to tell the future besides polls. Give me your palm."

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@colorscolorsr checking the faves on this one 30 min in. its crazy how its nearly 2024 and people still can’t bring themselves to see in full color

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@searobbing (smiling, optimistically) “we live in a neo-feudal order”

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@fixedpt_thms absolutely

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@fixedpt_thms i will be downloading

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@fixedpt_thms omg, guy deboard game

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a modern update to the classic story of marxists getting rich off the stock market, for the readsettlers generation

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@EnemyBeauty happy birthday!!

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@fixedpt_thms “a poignant commentary on modern consumerism” according to critics

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@computerow “don’t make it weird” <- the platinum rule

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being a woman is all about faving your mutuals selfies freely, without an ounce of self consciousness. perhaps one day gender abolition will make this a universal reality

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@computerow no im just joking around. unless someone in particular’s given you a reason to believe otherwise

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but in the meantime i’m happy to offer my services as a “proxy faver” as needed. how’s $1k per fave? everybody wins