Clayton Pauer

I podcast about the most unique people with the most unique business' all over the Pacific Northwest. I travel by bicycle for health and to build strong loins.

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C'mon Oregon let's be next. http://t.co/akogorsYq2

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Bee sting! http://t.co/4wNDnEj02R

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Day 2 leaders. http://t.co/gsKBnhorYu

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We made it. Pacific Ocean. http://t.co/hLDIuQyyU3

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Mikes making fun of my crocs. http://t.co/qeGQRzBxUH

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Pick up Mike at train station on the way. We're off. http://t.co/sChk3cvzDW

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Happy Tuesday. Big bike week for CToons and Mike. We're headed to the Oregon coast via the rolling curving... http://t.co/S8Yijv0Aan

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When I see babies in NFL attire, I like to nuzzle in between their parents and whisper, "Your infant hates the institution of football".

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Hi Claytooneers, this is Mike. I am writing this post as a call for help. Clayton Boris Obadiah Pauer of Eugene,... http://t.co/68aoURI9HH

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I had a lot of fun at the Box of Wheat Thins In My Room Emmy party last night.

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To raise awareness for Claytoons, people are pouring ice water on their computers.

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"Because it looks cool" is still my answer to most questions.

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Be they old, young, rich, poor, big, small, black, or white ... all kinds of people are wearing hats for no particular reason.

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"O Captain, my Captain ..." http://t.co/c8iXlCMCxJ

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"O Captain, my Captain ..." http://t.co/UiSNquBRy1

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I feel like Shark Week has jumped .... itself.

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Just saw "Calvary" and I'd like to formally recognize Brendan Gleeson in the Jim Broadbent Category of Actors Who... http://t.co/RgjHnxwjkH

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If you look in the mirror and say the words "Quinoa, Arugula, Acai" five times, you'll open a portal to the Pretentious Foods dimension.

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Are there foods other than pizza served in 'rias? How about anything besides ice cream and opium served in parlors?

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Sorry I commented “Nope” under your new baby picture.