Ipse dixit, Verpa Boletus

In case it isn’t absolutely clear from the Latin translation of “mushroom penis” in the title, this is a parody account. Rumpper, like Trumper without the tuh.

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If @realDonaldTrump was sent by God, I have some news: GOD FUCKING HATES YOU

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@BriannaWu So much for following Brianna anymore

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@atrupar @Jrlvr88 All I see are little cat ears. Anyone?

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@TrumpDailyPosts Donald Trump

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@elonmusk Grok is terrible. Look at that hair!

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@ksorbs Your name isn’t Quiet.

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@factpostnews @NotHoodlum Coffee drinkers have high rates of lung cancer — 1970.

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@tedcruz Wasn’t it $2.49 just 3 months ago?

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@MarshaBlackburn If the SAVE America act ends the Iran war and tosses Trump out of the White House, then sure. Otherwise you have no idea what Saving America means.

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@mikepompeo Try solar. It cuts out all of the middlemen.

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@mikepompeo The world prays for a TACO but expects catastrophe.

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@MarkMeadows You’re thinking of a pardon.

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@PamBondi Give your career three days and see what happens.

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@Acyn That is the worm talking.

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@mikepompeo Why didn’t Trump refill the strategic oil reserves before launching a war against Iran?

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Wut?

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@SecKennedy If you look at RFK’s medical background, you’ll see that it consists of watching Plandemic on repeat. Incompetence is not a type of competence.

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I would like to welcome @ksorbs to the Resistance

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Wait, what?

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@ksorbs Fetterman has brain damage from a severe stroke.

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@thetonymichaels @grok is this true?

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@laurenboebert Biden already did that. Trump canceled that law. Trump’s executive order is the same one he tried in 2020 and it failed