Courtney van Schaik

[Courtney van Schaik @clbeth]

The evening would’ve gone entirely different if Dr. Malcolm hadn’t sparked that second flare.

[Courtney van Schaik @clbeth]

lol and then the next day like “Just kidding!”

[Vanessa @Nessakins_]

Me, when I’m about to get my period:

[Courtney van Schaik @clbeth]

THE MAN

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Everybody stop and watch this.

Arnold Schwarzenegger, a legal immigrant, successful actor, and former California Governor, just left The View STUNNED.

They attempted to get him to condemn ICE raids and what did he do?

He credited America for his success, promoted legal immigration, and called out violent criminal aliens.

Absolute masterclass:

“I'm so proud and happy that I was embraced by the American people like that. Imagine I came over here with absolutely nothing, and then to create a career like that. In no other country in the world could you do that. Every single thing is because of America.”

“The key thing is that we got to do things legal. Those people that are doing illegal things in America, and they're the foreigners, they are not smart. When you come to America, you're a guest and you have to behave like a guest.”

“You have a responsibility as an immigrant to give back to America and to pay back to America and to go and do something for your community.”

[Courtney van Schaik @clbeth]

Just a few months ago CA was on fire and the residents were going through it. Now they’re burning it down…

Make it make sense.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🎯

[Courtney van Schaik @clbeth]

@interest_mild Weird. I married a Dutch man.

[Courtney van Schaik @clbeth]

@GageAndDestroy @AdamdotH Don’t you miss it?

🥴

[Courtney van Schaik @clbeth]

@SavannahJudah Ahh I’ve pleased my audience member. ☺️

[Courtney van Schaik @clbeth]

@dadamusic_ @SavannahJudah @SavannahJudah
Wow.

[Courtney van Schaik @clbeth]

@JustJared No pleeeeeease Timothée. We don’t need 4 more years of the Elvis voice.

[Conrad Hannon @ConradHannon]

@ianmiles Some people wake up in the morning, and instead of drinking coffee to start their day, they put on their thin skin and venture out into the world with the intent of finding things to be offended about

[Courtney van Schaik @clbeth]

@GageAndDestroy @gunsnrosesgirl3 Elementary school cooks.

[Callie 🤍✨ @callie_loml]

Champagne Problems covered by Noah Kahan is EXACTLY what I needed to start my day ✨🥂

[Courtney van Schaik @clbeth]

@angelahousecat @jadebenheart Don’t tempt me. I’ve been wanting to Google it but I’ve steered clear this long.

[𐚁 @kaypatricktayo]

But what you don't know is that your daughter’s name is not just Blue, it's not turquoise. It's not lapis. It's actually cerulean.

[Courtney van Schaik @clbeth]

@SavannahJudah Everyday if you want!!

[Courtney van Schaik @clbeth]

@REDSEASHAWTY Yep! My dad. And he’d drop it off at school so I got called to the secretary’s office to get it. 🥹

[Courtney van Schaik @clbeth]

@kirawontmiss Huntin’.

[Courtney van Schaik @clbeth]

@angelahousecat …I still wear this perfume (without the glitter) and have since elementary school. I will run into people from my childhood or teenage years and they’ll say “you still smell the exact same.” My dad and Savannah will send it to me in the mail/as gifts. 😅

[Courtney van Schaik @clbeth]

@Complex These comments did not disappoint.

[Courtney van Schaik @clbeth]

@SavannahJudah @Starbucks Pumpkin is officially gone.