Funkey🌺

Wife! Mom! Tutor! Linguist! Good music addict! Song writer!

[Funkey🌺 @cleanesthing]

The biggest snakes are not found in the grass. They're often hiding in your family and friends group.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Growing up in my generation, we didn’t have baby sitters. Our parents left us with three strict rules.

1. Don’t touch the stove! Eat bread if you’re hungry.
2. Lock the door when i leave.
3. Don’t open the door for ANYBODY!

[unique A'wears @AdageorgeA]

What will make a woman have money and she won't be able to assist her husband .

How can you see the man you say you love suffer?

[Tasha @Tasha1644]

I may not know what tomorrow holds, but I know God, who holds tomorrow. And that's enough for me to keep believing.

[Ejikemi @Erotic_shoppe]

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[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Just see this:

Some criminals now clean off expiry dates of drinks and stamp a new one, while the useless @NafdacAgency does absolutely nothing to save the lives of innocent helpless Nigerians who will die from these fake expired unregulated drinks/drugs.

[P.haraoh 👑 @Ugochukwu96_]

Some countries are only good for traveling to as a tourist, not for living in them.

[Rian✍️ @Rian_dperfumer]

Remember this: you are not late, you are not behind and you are not lacking.

[Rian✍️ @Rian_dperfumer]

I didn’t start selling perfumes just to make sales.
I started because I noticed something.
people don’t just want to smell good, they want to feel remembered.

Perfume is the first thing people notice when you walk in and the last thing they forget when you leave. So every scent I curate isn’t random.
I think about the woman who wants confidence before she speaks.
The man who wants presence without shouting.
The person who wants to smell like the main character, not the background.

When you buy from me, you’re not just buying perfume.
You’re buying:

long-lasting confidence
carefully selected notes
originality (not what everyone else is wearing)
and a scent that matches your mood and your story.

I don’t rush recommendations.
I match you with what fits you.
Because smelling good is common but being unforgettable is intentional. And that’s why my perfumes aren’t just worn they’re experienced.

📸If you’re ready to smell like you, but elevated… you know where to come.📸

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

The whole conversation around fake products is exactly why we advocate frequently for regulation.

You cannot expect the average Nigerian to be a food scientist, pharmacist, chemist and product inspector before they can safely buy toothpaste, food or medicine.

NAFDAC and SON have a job to do. The market needs to be properly regulated, fake products need to be taken off the shelves, and people putting Nigerians’ lives at risk need to be held accountable.

We should not have to gamble with our health every time we go to the market.

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

This can cause kidney failure!

[Sir David Onyemaizu🦍 @SirDavidBent]

Who once came through for you when you needed help the most?

[Rian✍️ @Rian_dperfumer]

Thank you so much for patronage 🙏🏻

[_Kangchi_😎 @_Kangchi_8]

If you think people are stingy, relax. Go get a job, work for a month, get paid, and start giving your money away 😂

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Congratulations 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾

[Dr. Ose Etiobhio @osemagnum]

may your helpers not promise and fail.

[Ejikemi @Erotic_shoppe]

No matter how much of a good cook you are, kitchen disaster mostly happens when you have visitors😭😭

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

May i never be so ungrateful that i call someone’s effort the bare minimum because of social media standards.

[Funke Akindele @funkeakindele]

agba Actor!! uncle Richard ❤️🫂

[unique A'wears @AdageorgeA]

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