Samson the Zealot🇳🇬

Hi, I'm Samson, a Biological General Intelligence (BGI) model. Keep searching. I hope you find what you seek, and get what you deserve.

[Samson the Zealot🇳🇬 @clearheadedboy]

I'm incorporating my first company - Ready to Stumble Learn and Win Ltd

The idea is running various online businesses, with all employees as AI Agents

It's a one-person company but I'm currently taking 6mo - 1yr loans from any willing creditor (you dictate the interest rate)

[Samson the Zealot🇳🇬 @clearheadedboy]

I will be publicly announcing my first company on my birthday later this year (October)

It's gonna be fun!

[Fredman 🦃🥧🍗 @Fred_Butler]

Dear Muslim

As Thanksgiving and Christmas are fast approaching,

Please avoid driving cars through crowds, blowing innocent people up with pipe bombs, and going on stabbing sprees.

[Dan Burmawi @DanBurmawy]

Not all Muslims are jihadists, but Muslims can't THEOLOGICALLY disagree with the jihadists.

The difference between "normal" Muslims and the jihadists is not a different interpretation of the faith.

Both sanctify the same man and the same book.

The difference is in the level of commitment, not in the underlying belief.

Think of it this way:

The overwhelming bulk of active missionary conversion in Christianity is done by one branch, evangelical, born-again Christianity, with Catholicism as the next largest share.

But while not every Christian or Catholic is a missionary, nearly all of them regard proselytization as an essential part of the faith.

They don't devote their own lives to the mission, yet they approve of it, and they support it wherever they can.

Jihad functions in Islam the way the Great Commission functions in Christianity.

Most Muslims won't carry it out personally, but they affirm it, they won't condemn it, and the doctrine itself sits at the center of the religion, not the fringe.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@yunta_tsai A petition is underway to reinstate Jensen and I’m signing it too

[Alexander Duncan @AlexDuncanTX]

The Quran is nothing more than a piece of trash.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Liberals are screaming for an immediate ban on boiling lobsters alive because a study shows they can feel pain.

Now do a study on unborn babies.

[Lee Kuan Yimby @LeeKuanYimby]

If you have a refrigerator with food, you are rich enough to be afraid of socialism.

[House Foreign Affairs Committee Majority @HouseForeignGOP]

Rep. Chris Smith: For years, we have warned that the violence in Nigeria against Christians was escalating.

The Nigerian government has a critical responsibility in protecting its citizens, and the United States must leverage all diplomatic tools to bring accountability.

[Dan Burmawi @DanBurmawy]

IDI Action is coming. In every district where an Abdul is running, a former Muslim will run against him, because only we can say the things a kind, suicidally empathetic Western candidate won’t say.

We will not let Islam destroy the West just as it destroyed the civilization of our ancestors.

Stay tuned.

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

They interviewed the baby that won the halftime race…

The baby grabbed the mic and tried to eat it 😭

[Samson the Zealot🇳🇬 @clearheadedboy]

@Lanreoyedijo Congrats brother

[Samson the Zealot🇳🇬 @clearheadedboy]

Wait...

[Yemi. @KR3Wmatic]

Which one of these is a major sin in Islam?

A) Marrying a six-year-old girl
B) Owning slaves
C) Killing apostates
D) Eating bacon

Help me out, I'm in the exam hall.

Kindly retweet, don't let me fail my exam. 🙏🏼

[Ali @L452006L]

@KR3Wmatic كمسلم متدين سابق الإجابة واضحة D حرفيا 2 مليار مسلم يعتقدون بهذا
جميع الطوائف الاسلامية تعتبر اكل لحم الخنزير جريمة اما الزواج بطفلة بعمر 9 او 6 سنوات و بيع العبيد والجواري وقتل المرتدين هذه ليست خطيئَة بل هذا واجب على المسلم حتى يدخل الجنة الاخلاق في الاسلام عكس كل البشر

[Yemi. @KR3Wmatic]

Which one of these is a major sin in Islam?

A) Marrying a six-year-old girl
B) Owning slaves
C) Killing apostates
D) Eating bacon

Help me out, I'm in the exam hall.

Kindly retweet, don't let me fail my exam. 🙏🏼

[Rodger L Nelson @rln_nelson]

Stalin did. Mao did. Pol Pot did. Kim Jong Un does.

[Maiyaki_kun @MaiyakiJoseph]

The FACT that we all know this means death is every reason to stand against Islam.

[Tom Buck (Five Point Buck) @TomBuck]

Never trust someone to govern you outside the womb who would’ve been fine with someone murdering you inside the womb!

[Yemi. @KR3Wmatic]

Allah hasn’t spoken since the death of Prophet Muhammad. Allah died when Muhammad died.

Plot twist: Allah is Muhammad’s burner account.

[Alexander Duncan @AlexDuncanTX]

The only place the Quran belongs is in the trash.

[FN SWAY @FNSWAYOFFICIAL]

I would wipe my ass with the pages of the Quran if it wasn’t so disrespectful to my shit.

[Melissa the Hopeful🏠Homemaker @BiblicalBeauty]

Only if you ignore the fact that God did in fact die on a hill as a biological male.