Fat cyclist, ballast on boats. Makes bits and bobs for the web. Never writes about himself in third person. Born in the EU. Profile illustration: @beesesteeses
@H_H_Gray I did pretty much the same thing, city police arrested and then released the guy as he was going to do his GCSE’s apparently. He was late 20s and had multiple bikes in the flat.
I'm not saying @jk_rowling is a male. I'm just saying we have zero proof that she's not a male. And until we see her chromosomes, can she be trusted in women's spaces?
Currently doing the FINAL show on @BBCR1 relax, with my fellow chill queen @sianelerievans. End of an era, doing the relax show was my first regular slot on radio 1, and the stream has been a staple listen for me.
The steam will go silent at 2pm when the show finishes, come hang
@voitechnology hi, any reason with a pass I all of a sudden have to park a literal kilometre away from my location yet my partner who is pay can park outside their house, all the time? I was able to until I spaffed the cash and sorely regret the illusion of convenience.
💥Week 2 of a Labour government. Over a thousand more Channel migrants‼️prisoners freed‼️rioting in London‼️Leeds in flames. 🔥 How does this look in four years?
I firsr met Jacob Rees-Mogg when he was about 23. He sat at a lunch table and shared opinions that were so fucking dim witted that I thought he was joking. He wasn't joking.
And thirty years later - the joke is on us.
Stop voting for stupid people with posh accents.
I have just had the oddest interview ever. Intense “ceo” who sees himself as a visionary. Spoke for 30 mins before I could say a word and said I’d like to leave the interview then the fireworks began.
Can anyone help with this? I did some work for a German company and they have fucked off with the code and refuse to pay. No real contract in place as a lot was done through a series of trello style tickets… site is https://t.co/78yFW7AOBN
Hi @wightlinkferry might want to have a chat with the unsavoury types fishing off the pier head. Threats and weighted lines at passing boats isn’t nice.
This #NatalieElphicke stuff appeared on my Lock Screen notifications and I genuinely think I did the lucid dream checks.
I’m going to sedate myself in the hopes of a pleasant dream.