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not very pretty, not very bright. she/her

[cleen🐍 @cleenmurph]

Serious inquires only please

[cleen🐍 @cleenmurph]

Nothing says sisterhood like two baddies fighting their demons in the workplace bathroom at the same time

[cleen🐍 @cleenmurph]

the ease and frequency at which people in the corporate world use gen ai/chat gpt and talk so openly about it is soooo silly scary! teehee we’re cooked!!

[cleen🐍 @cleenmurph]

I’ve decided it’s no longer cringe for me to tweet. I ain’t gonna journal but sometimes gotta throw a thought out somewhere ya know?

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playing Hollow Knight for the first time and whoever designed Deepnest is a sick fuck

[cleen🐍 @cleenmurph]

just saw a man take his foot out of his Rainbow flip flop and pet his dog with his foot. so good to be back in Santa Barbara 🦶🏼🌞🏖️

[cleen🐍 @cleenmurph]

learned that saying “im gonna become the next luigi” out loud in my office at the healthcare company isn’t work appropriate :/

[cleen🐍 @cleenmurph]

pre-workout/muscle relaxer combo before the gym goes craaaaazy (I am experiencing cardiac arrest)

[cleen🐍 @cleenmurph]

did you know if you put two large Biofreeze patches on your lower back you’ll meet god

[cleen🐍 @cleenmurph]

redownloading tumblr…recession indicator

[cleen🐍 @cleenmurph]

sometimes Mike and I will have serious conversations about having kids and then I see a post like this

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

Vaginal/rectal tears
Tooth decay
Hair loss
Post-partum depression/psychosis
PTSD
Hemorrhage
Uterine Rupture
Incontinence
DVT
Post-partum eclampsia
Sepsis
Pelvic floor issues

Want me to keep going?

[cleen🐍 @cleenmurph]

people in the replies asking gr0k to confirm oh we’re cooked

[cleen🐍 @cleenmurph]

@hannahjonescool think this may just be Anxiety pal

[cleen🐍 @cleenmurph]

@joeworldwideweb me to all the kings

[cleen🐍 @cleenmurph]

one of the most harrowing theater experiences I’ve ever had was watching Fire Walk With Me at @musicboxtheatre, it was so loud and disturbing and uncomfortable and exactly what Lynch would have wanted.

[Alamo Drafthouse @alamodrafthouse]

Coming soon...

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everyone else, stupid: not seeing the movie because they don’t know who Robbie Williams is

Me, an intellectual: not seeing the movie because their PR keeps calling it a monkey when it is obviously a chimp (I also don’t know who he is)

[Variety @Variety]

The Robbie Williams biopic “Better Man” isn’t exactly going bananas with a puny $580,000 opening day. Paramount acquired the feature for North American distribution for $25 million. https://t.co/zzA9dcFRS2

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if someone even attempted to photograph me from this angle they’d get a kick to the face so swift n hard…her power…

[cleen🐍 @cleenmurph]

when the first sip of yellow Red Bull hits my sleepy ass

[cleen🐍 @cleenmurph]

mom liked the @pants book my husband gave me for Christmas so much she had to order her own

[trash jones @jzux]

did you guys hear about this

[cleen🐍 @cleenmurph]

@dummy_mick

[cleen🐍 @cleenmurph]

me with plum on our new couch the other night