Cleetus “Hog” Van Patten

woco 1845
future bitch handler, pimp, trap runner, play maker, risk taker, etc. dm for details and serious inquiries.
Go Tigers Go Terriers

[Cleetus “Hog” Van Patten @cleetus_van_p]

This is truly the best time of the year, I love laying in bed drunk off whiskey watching college football with fall themed items in the room. Only thing that could make this better is Zaxby’s, I’m just too lazy to go downstairs and reheat my plate. Take care.
-Cleet

[Cleetus “Hog” Van Patten @cleetus_van_p]

ACC football fortunately on the come up, unfortunately Clemson is left out 💔

[Cleetus “Hog” Van Patten @cleetus_van_p]

Genuinely sad to think Clemson was playing SMU for the ACC title 2 seasons ago💔

[Cleetus “Hog” Van Patten @cleetus_van_p]

@dalibertyway71 Interesting. I was very intrigued about yalls curfew and what the social life was like tbh.

[Cleetus “Hog” Van Patten @cleetus_van_p]

@JeffWilliamsBK Dear Jefferson,
I appreciate the concern, but I am actually left handed, therefore I prefer my wristwatch on the right hand.
Take care,
-Cleet

[Cleetus “Hog” Van Patten @cleetus_van_p]

Bought a baby blue citizen tsuyosa. Thoughts? Idek if that’s how you spell the name😂

[Cleetus “Hog” Van Patten @cleetus_van_p]

@RiverofRyan They probably got you just cause you were going slightly slower than the others it’s some bs

[Cleetus “Hog” Van Patten @cleetus_van_p]

@dalibertyway71 What possessed you to attend that college? Genuinely no hate

[Cleetus “Hog” Van Patten @cleetus_van_p]

I am a very specific archetype not many can vibe with and I’m okay with that.

[Cleetus “Hog” Van Patten @cleetus_van_p]

Genuinely how do I grow this account? Trying to move up to the mid majors from FCS basically

Horchata muha:

[Cleetus “Hog” Van Patten @cleetus_van_p]

I ran a neo-confederate account I’m pretty proud of, that I don’t wanna leak cause it’s deactive and maybe little embarrassing, but I’m proud to say I’ve been based across multiple accounts. Just largely apolitical nowadays. It’s always gonna be love to the Confederacy tho❤️

[Cleetus “Hog” Van Patten @cleetus_van_p]

Yes I like my own posts. Yes the 1 like on the small posts is me🙄.

[Cleetus “Hog” Van Patten @cleetus_van_p]

Ik this isn’t a “nice” watch but it’s a nice entry level daily.

[Cleetus “Hog” Van Patten @cleetus_van_p]

@dalibertyway71 Transfer to Wofford immediately I need to show you a good time, assuming you actually attend liberty😂

[Cleetus “Hog” Van Patten @cleetus_van_p]

I honestly don’t really understand the hype around coke. I don’t wanna be hyped up, I wanna be slow and silly. Rather sniff a perc everyday of the week than do lines of coke. Shit id rather do K

[Cleetus “Hog” Van Patten @cleetus_van_p]

@joshreedmba I also tend to get drunk and wander around campus. My campus is just much smaller. Go terriers

[Cleetus “Hog” Van Patten @cleetus_van_p]

@JohnJerkmate I recommended it cause I’m craving it too minus the whiskey, I have plenty. I need some more deli meats to make my daily Italian sandwich.

[Cleetus “Hog” Van Patten @cleetus_van_p]

@YungDolph0420 Glad you’re not one of those people trying to make college football the NFL with college teams.👍🏼

[Cleetus “Hog” Van Patten @cleetus_van_p]

@WarDamnFlock The girl will come to you when the time is right. For the meantime just listen to the Dead and drink a lot of whiskey. Zaxby’s can also help ease the pain.
-Cleet