Cleide

Ai de mim se não fosse eu.
Podcaster - @pontespod

[Topz @tophz_]

HR: What’s your current salary?

Candidate: $150,000.

HR: What’s your salary expectation?

Candidate: Somewhere around $190,000–$200,000.

HR: Sorry, that’s outside our budget.

Candidate: What’s the budget for the role?

HR: $120,000–$130,000.

Candidate: Then why wasn’t that listed in the job posting?

HR: Company policy. We don’t want people applying just for the money.

Candidate: Respectfully, nobody should have to burn a vacation day, sit through multiple interviews, and take time away from their current job just to discover the position pays $20,000–$30,000 LESS than what they’re already making…

[isah @iisahcortes]

a vida te obriga a parar de postar story no insta

[ѕσℓαηgє 🐝 @thatssoyoncee]

I will never understand why some ppl get so mad that Beyoncé finds HER husband attractive

[Cleide @cleidcat]

@wyylliee 😊

[Cleide @cleidcat]

Eu fui muito feliz ontem

[Cleide @cleidcat]

Infelizmente dançar de salto alto faz toda diferença

[Cleide @cleidcat]

@Calvin85756855 @ice_crf @ryanspfc7 É a https://t.co/BYaqJmneLz

[Cleide @cleidcat]

@ice_crf @Calvin85756855 @ryanspfc7 Ela é moçambicana. Na verdade cresceu em Moçambique

[Cleide @cleidcat]

Da forma que procuraram razões pra odiar essa mulher. Se ela espirrar vão dizer que espirrou com ódio

[gliss @glisteninnn]

Shamea saying the best advice Porsha has given her was to keep the kitty shaved is honestly layered shade even if that wasn’t intentional omfg??? #RHOA

[Cleide @cleidcat]

And clearly I’m not trying to share this screenshot with them 😭

[Softboy @softboywin]

Dear Apple if I delete the contact Maybe: you should delete that shit too

[. @Fimiye]

even at my worst i’m still fucking considerate

[bolanlebaby💋 @bolaoflyfee]

dont get too attached to anyone, remember you’re leaving the country.

[Daniel ( -🇵🇹 ) @General_D__]

Imagine this happened at the AFCON

[Kevwe @kevwe_od]

One idea that has revolutionized my thinking is this: you are allowed to not want things.
You can look at everything society tells you that you need to have and just be like, “Nope. I will not be participating.”

[Cleide @cleidcat]

Era só um frango assado na brasa, com muito alho, limão e piri piri, e molho 😭

[Peng @Acedouglas01]

Someone who’s cruel to others and kind to you will eventually turn on you.

You can count on that.

[Cleide @cleidcat]

- where are you from?
- Mozambique
- Zimbabwe?
- Mozambique
- Zimbabwe?
- Yes

[Cleide @cleidcat]

Tem dores que só se curam with a shopping spree

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Me with my 5yo in my 40s😂

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i don't care how you were raised. you're an adult, unlearn that nonsense.