Clementine Cakes

Mother, grafter, runner. Lover of food and music.

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@SoVeryBritish Accidentally said the word c*nt to my new boss on my first day. That's when he knew I was a keeper.

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@eye_polly Downloaded on the strength of your review.

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@MissBrownYork83 Whites. I had to ask my mother in law a similar question recently and that was her answer.

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Wordle 219 3/6

This one has taken me all day.

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@Mrssubs Aha welcome.

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@MissBrownYork83 Oh that bus 😂. I'm so glad those days are behind me.

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@phoebzs_ @Nigella_Lawson Strangely I haven't.

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@Mrssubs @Miss_bolger @TraceyE_ So do I! My kids hardly ever got to express their artistic talents at school as the tasks were too closed for them.

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@CraigStoddart_ @richardosman Please see my tweet.

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@richardosman There's a very clear loser in this house

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@lauralexx I recently discovered Thunderpants and they are amazing. Cover your bum, really fun to wear, and definitely in the good pants category. I now only wear those or Modibodis, but still have a massive stash of not good pants. (Age 38).

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@poornabell I signed up for a marathon on Jan 5th 2014, never having been a runner. Since then I've run 26 of them.

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@glutenfreeginge I'm so confused that pink and white wafer bars are GF and yet none of the wafer manufacturers have got on board with translating that into their chocolate wafer biscuits.

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@paddyraffcomedy Bringing back memories of the time my child managed to bring a complete dog turd into the car on the top of his shoe because it was wrapped up in a dead leaf.

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@MissBrownYork83 We've got to celebrate these small pleasures in life.

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@MissBrownYork83 @pdLouiseP @Miss_D_Teaches @LZSow @Mr_Martinez75 @angeladunn6 @EMrevans @_MrsMac_ @mrsdpriscience @MrsGoliger @PrimaryPeMrJ @MissDks2 ❤️❤️❤️

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@abbygov Birthday and Christmas cards. There is absolutely no fucking point. If you really like them give them a gift or take them for a drink. Send a WhatsApp or an eCard. Don't waste money and paper on cards.

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@Brink_Thinker I had one until I was 27. She became a great-great-grandmother to my son before she died.

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@MsJLo1 @annacorbett1 @elizabday I love berimbo. 'I can't start that book yet, I'm still in berimbo after Magpie'.