Clementine Fox

Journo, commentator, socialite and editor @thesquidnews with @freddie_holls. Media and sex tape enquiries to my PA - [email protected].

[Clementine Fox @clementine_fox_]

Emily may be in Paris, but Clementine is very firmly in Westminster... working hard editing @thesquidnews! A penetrating new forum for the 2020s, me and @freddie_holls are thrilled to share with you our brand new baby... as we ink our load throughout Westminster 👨‍👩‍👦

[Clementine Fox @clementine_fox_]

@abbygov Can you or Ben confirm whether the sequel is going ahead?

https://t.co/yTf8NLelDH

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BREAKING: Emily in Paris team announce sequel - Emily in Myanmar

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BREAKING: Emily in Paris team announce sequel - Emily in Myanmar

https://t.co/zvRMge47VK

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Eco! Buy your Zara clothes on Depop, and you're only half supporting the Uighur genocide!

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@freddie_holls explain yourself!

[The Squid @thesquidnews]

The Roaring 20s are upon us, but not everyone can make it!🕺👯‍♂️

So we’re releasing our 2021 In Memoriam a year early! 😔🤟

Some might surprise you! Reply with how many you can spot! 🕵️‍♀️

[Clementine Fox @clementine_fox_]

But overall, 2020 has been a great year for me, bar everyone complaining so much! Here’s to an equally good 2021 - because, as Miley Cyrus (real name Destiny Hope Cyrus) said - it’s the climb. (End of thread). Xxx

[Clementine Fox @clementine_fox_]

Thought I’d join the bandwagon and post my 2020 year in review! 💪 ☺️
Although it’s been a difficult year for some people, especially the poor, I’m very proud of all my achievements: (thread)

[Clementine Fox @clementine_fox_]

5. Of course, these years in review just show the highlights and you have to remember to take them with a pinch of salt! I too struggled throughout 2020- with multiple UTIs, really bad WiFi throughout June, a lawsuit for defamation and a recurring mouth ulcer. It’s not all roses!

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Help! What to do if you accidentally find yourself agreeing with Julia Hartley-Brewer

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Outrage as kid from #TheSnowman flouts Tier 4 restrictions

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Eek! Man sharing unsolicited opinion on Mrs Brown's Boys way less successful than Brendan O'Carroll

https://t.co/pP26DZ8HAe

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BREAKING: Commentator who acted shocked that the #ToryRapist hasn't been prosecuted tipped for a BATA

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"Does a Scotch Egg count as 'ethnic'?" asks Jacob Rees-Mogg

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NEW: "Princess Diana" tops Pornhub searches among women who were unpopular in high school

https://t.co/cX19RXA2sk

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“I just wanted a friend”: Hancock responds to Covid contract “chumocracy” complaints

https://t.co/8veKZxF5YO