samm

just real

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Narrating how u were scammed and realize midway that ure one of the most stupid people alive

[Ma-Sengane💅🏿 @_ayanda_sengane]

Y'all can glorify not having kids all you want but this is the end goal man😍😍🔥

[KAEGO ♤ @kaaego]

Unforeseen circumstances watching you spend money on seen circumstances 😂

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

Hired a financial advisor and his first piece of advice was that I don't make nearly enough money to justify paying a financial advisor

[Chioma Genia @eugeeyy]

No DJ
No performance from any upcoming artist
No cooking
No cruise
Strictly business ✅

[GOD GULUVA @Zweli_Thixo]

Meet Mr Mongwane who I consider one of the best lawyers in South Africa, someone was owing me R20,000 for 6 months, and they didn't want to pay me back.

He asked, “Any proof that they owe you money?” I told him no, I gave the person cash. He then instructed me to write the person a whatsApp text to pay me my R50,000. I was now confused, “Sir, but what he is owing me is R20,000.”

He looked at me and said, “Don't worry, just do as I have told you.” Well, I continued and did as I was told and sent a text to the guy and told him he owes me R50,000. The person replied and said “What!! Uyanya NO, I owe you R20,000 and not R50,000.”

I then showed Counsel Mr Mongwqne the reply. He was like “Take a screenshot of that Message, that is the evidence we will use in court that he owes you money.”

Today we won the court case and I will be getting my money.🫡

[ThisisSusan @theeblacklawyer]

My dream is now my reality🥹
I passed the Bar 🎉

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

Men: We are providers.
Women: Ok…provide then.
Men: WOAH WOAH WOAH you’re a gold digger.

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

"I've read and agreed to the terms and conditions"

[Khanya_Siluma🇿🇦 @SilumaKhanya]

The nice life you start imagining after submitting your CV

[Dear God @TheRich_Gospel]

RULE NUMBER 1: Neverrrrrrrr treat God as your backup plan.

[Keke 🎀 @Keeeksasf]

it’s so cleary not , 🤷🏽‍♀️ the wheels all have different flowers .

[• iam_🧚🏾✨ @iamgabs1_]

• As a Zimbabwean stay embarrassed in advance. You'll find out why later 🤦🏾‍♀️

[Alan Watson @DietHeartNews]

"When two neighboring countries fight each other, just know the USA visited one."
--- Nelson Mandela

[𝘾𝙖𝙩𝙩𝓞𝕎𓃠 @Cattow6]

@sethule_m "Are you truly listening for God's guidance, or are you projecting your own desires?"

[❀ @naomiitshepiso]

and leaving just in time before they start scrambling you >>> 😭

[samm @clementiny_]

@Andycnkomo @zimlive 😆😅

[samm @clementiny_]

@DsgJigsaw @zimlive Bayacatsha when it matters😅

[samm @clementiny_]

@ZBCNewsonline Is it my eyes or theres a policeman odlula lapho