Sammy Clemmons

Bad jokes, bad takes. Hopeful pilot in training. One day, I will write the great American novel no one will read. I will not be your girlfriend.

[Sammy Clemmons @clemmons_sammy]

“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”

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@ArifHasanNFL Still waiting to see how much he loves football before judging the pick…

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@WhiteHouse Get rid of all bitterness, rage and anger, brawling and slander, along with every form of malice. Be kind and compassionate to one another, forgiving each other, just as in Christ God forgave you.

[Sammy Clemmons @clemmons_sammy]

@AdamSchefter @Schultz_Report Perfect time for Ditka to return to the bears.

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@WillRagatz The person showing the most intensity for the Vikings tonight is…the punter?

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@JohnOwning @bryancurtis In response, the Bears will be interviewing 14 more candidates

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@ArifHasanNFL Optional-but-not-unnecessary roughness

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@ArifHasanNFL Loved the passing game from Riley Dixon today.

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@NFLonFOX @DailyNorseman @Vikings @TomBrady LFG = Like Francisco Goya. Brady’s award in reference to his love of romantic Spanish painters

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@NorseCodeDN @ArifHasanNFL *Bad teams

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@NorseCodeDN @ArifHasanNFL Why must we be stuck with more Jets and Cowboys games in prime time? What can the NFL do to address the glut of bad times during prime time tv slots?

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@ArifHasanNFL Kirk-O-Not-Moving-the Chains

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@ArifHasanNFL There once was a kicker named Parker
His career was a bit of a larker
But 3 field goals he made
So surprisingly he played
That Jags’ future looked so much darker

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@ArifHasanNFL There once was a man named Mac
Who just took another sack
His real name’s McCorkle
But he should learn to snorkel
Since his career is never coming back

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@NBCNews @VaughnHillyard Great! Maybe he’ll finally help bring back bloodletting and alchemy.

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@ABC Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen..Get rid of all bitterness, rage and anger, brawling and slander, along with every form of malice.

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@ArifHasanNFL Hobo Nix (no offense to real hobos, of course)

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@ArifHasanNFL Still better than Bo Nix today

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@NorseCodeDN @ArifHasanNFL Also, who’s more committed to the bit: @SamEkstrom ‘s dislike of Darnold, or that podium-is-not-a-lectern guy?

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@NorseCodeDN @ArifHasanNFL If Bryce Young was in this offense, would he be remarkably better than the current Panthers iteration?

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@dieworkwear I assume they’re not interested in cordovan loafers