DJ Williams

A Return on Relationship mindset will bring the ROI. Telematics is the driving force.... enough said. My opinions. Works at a super cool OEM.

[DJ Williams @cleodancer]

Steve Gutenberg rocks.
https://t.co/MVTk3UmWIP

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Today is the feast of Pentecost.

On this day, in Rome, there is a tradition of fluttering red rose petals down through the oculus of the Pantheon, symbolising the Holy Spirit’s descent to Earth.

[DJ Williams @cleodancer]

I request a recount. Aerial tramway is legend.

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

🚡 and ❤️ talk about emoji rankings at the desk

[DJ Williams @cleodancer]

Solid maybe.

[ADWEEK @Adweek]

.@LiquidDeath and @Spotify have teamed up to launch the Eternal Playlist Urn, a sleek, 11-inch urn with a built-in Bluetooth speaker that lets you curate your afterlife soundtrack.

Read more: https://t.co/Q4Agwqr3Rc

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera

[DJ Williams @cleodancer]

@Mappy6984 Mutt Lynch's #TheOC

[DJ Williams @cleodancer]

The Copilot plight is real.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[DJ Williams @cleodancer]

@Jason435to512 @j0ker937 Food too...

[DJ Williams @cleodancer]

Forever epic.

[🎵💖Loves classical music🎻🎹 @Hoainguyen888]

Back in 1985, “I’ll give you anything, anything, anything!” In 1985, Dramarama released one of the decade’s most explosive and emotionally charged alt-rock hits: “Anything, Anything (I’ll Give You)”. With its pounding drums, frenzied guitar, and John Easdale’s desperate, urgent vocals, this song became the heartbeat of suburban bedrooms, garage parties, and late-night radio shows. It perfectly captured the energy of the 80s – anxious, loud, passionate, and authentic – the sound of a generation trying to figure out love, identity, and everything in between. Over time, “Anything, Anything” has become a classic, embraced by punk kids, alternative music fans, and every outcast who feels a little different. Its presence on university radio, underground clubs, and classic films has helped solidify Dramarama's position as one of the most beloved gems.

[DJ Williams @cleodancer]

@Mrcryptoxwhale @NoLimitGains @grok Done

[DJ Williams @cleodancer]

@sofaking202 @iAnonPatriot There may soon be Coffee Desert

[DJ Williams @cleodancer]

@itslinklauren Yay!

[DJ Williams @cleodancer]

;)

[Sachin Jose @Sachinettiyil]

The statue of Christopher Columbus, which was defaced and thrown into a river by leftist protesters in Virginia, was relocated to New York under the initiative of Italian Americans last year.

Video: The New York Post

[Houman David Hemmati, MD, PhD @houmanhemmati]

🤯 Thank you @GavinNewsom & @KarenBassLA & Union pals for the $20-38 minimum wages.

At @flySFO airport in SF, the barista and cashier are robots.

[DJ Williams @cleodancer]

@TPUSA Huntington Beach

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Anyone else notice that when one of our heroes was assinated in cold blood if front of thousands of people including his wife and young kids that not a single store in America had to board up their windows?

That tell us everything you need to know.

[DJ Williams @cleodancer]

Because 91X still rocks!

[91X @91X]

a taste of this block party weekend, courtesy of the new 91X app! how & where are you listening? let us know… and keep the requests coming! have you heard yours yet? 💥

📻📱💻 https://t.co/HPzrhIg5xQ

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

Turns out the greatest athlete alive is a dog named Winston 👀

[DJ Williams @cleodancer]

Bloom!

[Flower Show @TheFlowerShow]

Did you know flowers can tell time? 🌼🕰️

In the 1700s, botanist Carl Linnaeus dreamed up a “flower clock” made of plants that open and close at specific hours of the day. 🌸💡

Imagine a garden where blooms unfold like clock hands—dandelions at 8 a.m., goat’s beard by noon, and evening primrose at dusk. Nature’s own gentle timekeeper. ⏳🌿

[It's 🇺🇸 Tiff 🇺🇸 @TiffMoodNukes]

Everything is a hoax

I blame Millie Vanilli who blamed everything on the rain

Side note: Every overrated auto tune dependent and, manufactured pop star lip syncs

[DJ Williams @cleodancer]

@TheKevinDalton 3 story, view of the city and no HOA... and just listed on Zillow for $1.3M.