clepenguin

tell your dog I said hi

[clepenguin @clepenguin]

@NoahKahan Ok but like more than cbus? We’re crazy hos

[clepenguin @clepenguin]

Hello I’m back to say that I can’t believe liberty mutual ads are so bad. How can something like that share a screen with Taco Bell, data privacy, and Subaru commercials? I just don’t get it

[clepenguin @clepenguin]

The cdc says calories don’t count if we’re all gonna die anyways

[clepenguin @clepenguin]

I wish there was an upgrade setting called “for the love of god please don’t move me to the middle comf+ seat from a window seat, unless there’s a really cute guy next to me” @Delta

[Scottacular @Scottcrates]

This will never stop being funny

[shireenahmed.bsky.social @_shireenahmed_]

@geneweingarten I pride myself on my Pakistani cooking. I also love South Indian, and fusion dishes. That you got paid to write this tripe, and boldly spew your racism is deplorable.
May your rice be clumpy, roti dry, your chilies unforgivable, your chai cold, and your papadams soft.

[clepenguin @clepenguin]

actually cried when I saw Delta's status update. Another year being a platinum medallion. Deltaforlife

[ConsultingHumor @ConsultingHumor]

@Microsoft Plz fix, thx

[Gunton Blurpus @CentipedeMouse]

@Microsoft wait alexa delete email alexa delete email do not send email alexa oh god oh god alexa listen to me do not send this email do not

[clepenguin @clepenguin]

@Omarion You were our favorite! We were shocked when you got unmasked

[Wolf of #DOGE street 💪💎👋👋 @HasibMujic]

Don’t you sell a single one of your #dogecoins

[Tesla Owners Silicon Valley @teslaownersSV]

Bought some more Doge. In Doge Elon we trust @elonmusk

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

don’t cry because your chip broke smile because now you have two chips

[clepenguin @clepenguin]

@ChipotleTweets If it’s not @Olivia_Rodrigo, I quit

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Don't vote for anyone you wouldn't trust with your dog.

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

this is all of us when drivers license comes on

[clepenguin @clepenguin]

@sofokleous10 @ShariDunawayMD Omg saw this on insta and I’m in love. I work at OSU too so it’s even better!