guy with the dragon tattoo derek

regular human music player, writer, idiot. he/they

[guy with the dragon tattoo derek @clericcderek]

Saw a 3 year old girl in target today asking her mom for a lightsaber. Her mom asked why and asked her if she wanted a swiffer wet jet sweeper instead and the girl just picked up the lightsaber and struck down everyone in the target with great anger. Wow

[guy with the dragon tattoo derek @clericcderek]

Macklemore but he’s Spanish, macklemas. Macklemore but he’s church, macklemass

[guy with the dragon tattoo derek @clericcderek]

@kayleneherb Yes 100%

[billygoon @ivizzzle]

We should live by bartering alone

[guy with the dragon tattoo derek @clericcderek]

Choose your words dangerously

[guy with the dragon tattoo derek @clericcderek]

Are you?

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Apply to jobs you aren’t qualified for. Lie on your resume. Leave friends as references. Build out fake portfolios. Make fake companies on linked in and link to them as former employers. Get the job figure it out. Don’t pay debts ever. Dislocate both shoulders boxing. Be a man

[guy with the dragon tattoo derek @clericcderek]

Yo bitches who got vowels in their name tho 👀🙏

[guy with the dragon tattoo derek @clericcderek]

Nothing gets me harder on a Friday night than tax documents

[Alex "Tropical" Forrest 🚉🌴 @380kmh]

💥

[guy with the dragon tattoo derek @clericcderek]

Bout to buy a man all about love by bell hooks where’s the point where I should be concerned

[guy with the dragon tattoo derek @clericcderek]

Me explaining the green knight: there’s a guy and he’s sexy and there’s another sexy green guy and then it’s like there’s cool colors and the best movie ever

[guy with the dragon tattoo derek @clericcderek]

I like the meaning behind the pain call that subtext

[clickholebot @clickholebot]

babies are so dumb. they get a little light up toy and they’re enthralled with it. i’m only entertained by art house cinema personally

[a chiropractor's worst nightmare @HugoCFOfficial]

I have never read an author so incisive and aware as bell hooks. Rest in power

[beloved italian boyfriend @scaribgelli]

john carpenter's The Thing is a christmas movie

[guy with the dragon tattoo derek @clericcderek]

Sometimes the alcohol drinks you and that’s okay

[FREE THEM ALL 🇵🇸 @djmuel_]

This is fucking phenomenal praxis