a chiropractor's worst nightmare

''Indoor, outdoor, I'm so clever. that's why I will rule forever'' --Meredith Baxter-Dimly, Bratz (circa 2007)
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[a chiropractor's worst nightmare @HugoCFOfficial]

I have to hold myself accountable. I have not been quitting slay

[a chiropractor's worst nightmare @HugoCFOfficial]

quitting the word "slay." instead I will start chewing nicotine gum

[a chiropractor's worst nightmare @HugoCFOfficial]

@wiimotionplussy yeah a "taste" for cock 🙄

[a chiropractor's worst nightmare @HugoCFOfficial]

@wiimotionplussy blissey ... I know what you are

[a chiropractor's worst nightmare @HugoCFOfficial]

thinking of getting a poster of stanley tucci made. reply with what you think is the hottest picture of stanley tucci

[a chiropractor's worst nightmare @HugoCFOfficial]

the fact that I'll never have sex with stanley tucci literally keeps me up at night

[TomWalker.bsky.social @tomwalkerisgood]

getting so tangled in the video store's adults only bead curtain they have to shoot me in the head like a broke leg horse

[a chiropractor's worst nightmare @HugoCFOfficial]

@Bridget_Marlowe @houdinifan420 what bridget said

[a chiropractor's worst nightmare @HugoCFOfficial]

listening to the lady gaga tiktok Wednesday dance song earnestly because I'm half Nightcore Goth on my mother's side

[the creature @itmgaltalt]

finally my car will be safe when two cartoon characters are having a fight offscreen

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

will never forget the betrayal when i realized that some of the girls saying “i like my men a little fruity” meant “straight guy with a dangly earring” and not “has felt another man’s breath sync up with his as he moves inside him”

[cynthia’s voice box @cynthiaspickle]

I can’t explain it but seeing these two back on screen felt like queer representation

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

scully was allowed to have a 3/4 angle pose in her FBI ID badge that's crazy. that's glamour

[neopussyboi @forcedmasc]

not to be maoist bt the fact that one side of a debate abt a minority group can be like the current medico-scientific corpus vs. a sect of politically powerful rich people being like 'they are possessed by spirits and demons' absolutely is an argument for a cultural revolution

[a chiropractor's worst nightmare @HugoCFOfficial]

i love little mix because they had a secret potion. most girl groups didn't have that

[a chiropractor's worst nightmare @HugoCFOfficial]

@wiimotionplussy I wish I could retweet this without it being a read