A force to reckon with .

Alea iacta est🎲

[A force to reckon with . @cleva_clogs]

And whether it be the whisper of the wind
Or the rattling of the rain;
The scorch of the sun
Or the settling of the snow;
One thing remains the same
Seasons always change.

[The Count @BossNyend]

@Davidnextdoor_X when you turn 8 sidewards, you get the infinity sign, which symbolises the amount of poverty he will bring to the nation if elected

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i really love the phrase 'with all due respect' because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. could be none.

[مريم ثالث @Maryaamerhhh]

So nobody can come up with counterfeit cars? I really don’t mind driving a Lambogigi Urusco or a Ranger Rovovo I should just be able to afford it😭

[Victoria @cozyvictoria]

Someone sneezed so I said bless you & then I sneezed literally a minute later & she didn’t say it back. Be careful out there guys there’s a lot of evil spirited people walking among us in society

[Madesse @LadyCharrr1]

I don’t know how our parents used to go to work , come back to cook and still have the energy to watch muvhango at 21h00😭

[𝒥𝑅! @jr_mdg_]

when I say "ima call you later" i mean like later on in life not today

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Black people are the biggest recyclers of plastic bags. So when you see a turtle choking, don't look at us. All of our plastic bags are in the cabinet under the sink 😭

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

Asked her out.
She said "ew"

"Ew" backwards is "we"
"We" sounds like "oui"
"Oui" is French for yes

Great success❤️🙏🏽

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I still CANNOT believe humans were gifted a planet full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war.

[A force to reckon with . @cleva_clogs]

From Sunny Side Up to Crash-Out Scrambled in an instant.

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

"We regret to inform you”

I'll make sure you regret informing me

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I NEED a friend with benefits. NOT sexualły, I’m talking about nepotism, access, and privilege.

[Harshhh! 🇮🇳 @Harsh_humour]

*I don't think technology will make me any lazy*

Also me when SMS OTP didn't auto fill :

[Khanya_Siluma🇿🇦 @SilumaKhanya]

I love it when Black people say “here comes your friend” and when you look up it’s someone you hate

[Sinister in the Presidency @AmandaBRinquest]

salary increases

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

If I shenan once

I'll shenanigan.

[grace @gracefishlove]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

put yourself in my crocs your honor

[⚭ @lekimgym]

Enjoy being while becoming