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Caw caw

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I'm pretty sure time travelers exist, and their sole job is to keep people like me from getting a time machine.

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@TheOnion I'm so excited for the sequel. Heard rumors of a movie adaptation as well.

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@tedcruz Would you consider something like PWA to help reduce unemployment, create skill labour and fix infrastructure? #election2016

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@realDonaldTrump Would you consider something like PWA to help fix unemployment, create skill labour and fix infrastructure? #election2016

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@HillaryClinton Would you consider something like PWA to help fix unemployment, create skill labour and fix infrastructure? #election2016

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@BernieSanders Would you consider something like PWA to help reduce unemployment, create skill labour and fix infrastructure? #election2016

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@StephenAtHome Lucky. I just got click bait following me

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@DuncanAstle To be fair, I'd probably do that a once a week. Probably try to start rumors about other world leaders.

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Right at Albuquerque #LoseAFriendIn3Words

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@realDonaldTrump @JebBush I believe you. You're an expert in wasting money.

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@VancityReynolds What do you think contributed most to Patton's success in WWII

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@VancityReynolds Can you answer a general question?

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Can we start deporting immigrants and children of immigrants. We could start with @realDonaldTrump and then just stop there 1 is good enough

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@TheTweetOfGod What's the going rate to get you to smite someone these days?

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@factsandtrivia That's stupid. Cows stuck at sewing. No wonder they need 600.

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Swap "America" with "me" in @realDonaldTrump tweets and they sound a lot more real
#HellToupe #Trump

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@TheTweetOfGod On what day did you make the molemen and lizard people?

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@TweetsofOld Neighbours were reported saying that her pies were always da bomb

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@TheTweetOfGod I constantly blame pigeons. Damned flying rats

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@BernieSanders Why not work to reduce inflation instead/too. Kinda silly bank interest loses you money after inflation.