Professor ManCaptain

Lover of things, maker of stuff. Idea addict; laughter lover. Kind-hearted asshole face. writer person and people lover.

[Professor ManCaptain @clevernameguy]

@hennel58 @BernieSanders Jennifer hennel, good template response?

[Professor ManCaptain @clevernameguy]

@HamillHimself How DARE someone leave out pinball machine noises! (*vrooms out of state to pick up)

[Professor ManCaptain @clevernameguy]

@MrWilliamSage @TheOnion You'd have preferred to receive a "force awakens 2" rather than an EP 8? You would've searched for reasons to complain about either.

[Professor ManCaptain @clevernameguy]

@JMScomedy My agreement exceeds standard forms of agreement #CuddleZone

[Professor ManCaptain @clevernameguy]

Flowers are real,
So is hate,
Lets only stay together
If I pull out too late.
#RosesAreRhymes

[Professor ManCaptain @clevernameguy]

#RosesAreRhymes

[Professor ManCaptain @clevernameguy]

#RosesAreRhymes

[Professor ManCaptain @clevernameguy]

Roses are red, violets are blue
The second line sounds contradictory and often untrue
#RosesAreRhymes

[Professor ManCaptain @clevernameguy]

#MovieMisunderstandings @TheHashtagGame

[Professor ManCaptain @clevernameguy]

#simpsons #LentilSoup #NewRealizations

[Professor ManCaptain @clevernameguy]

If you've heard him discuss humour, you'll know he'd find this funny. The font is in Gotham.
#Superheroes #AdamWest

[Professor ManCaptain @clevernameguy]

You can have patients on Monday, but we have no patience every day.
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

[Professor ManCaptain @clevernameguy]

"Aside from family and children, Starbucks, Dunkin Donuts, and weed absolutely were 'LIFE' "
#AmericanHistoryIn200Years

[Professor ManCaptain @clevernameguy]

"It appears between 2013 and 2017 what we loved most were animals, food, and coffee"
#AmericanHistoryIn200Years

[Professor ManCaptain @clevernameguy]

God is terrible at paying homage to lost celebrity actors
#illinoistornado

[Professor ManCaptain @clevernameguy]

Yeayy! #bathrooms #caring #2017 #StarbucksForLife

[Professor ManCaptain @clevernameguy]

#iWouldDreamOfAwhiteChristmasBut I have things to do today @TheHashtagGame

[Professor ManCaptain @clevernameguy]

#iWouldDreamOfAwhiteChristmasBut the kids don't realize I'M Santa, so I won't be sleeping

[Professor ManCaptain @clevernameguy]

#iWouldDreamOfAwhiteChristmasBut snow is a goddamn nightmare

[Professor ManCaptain @clevernameguy]

#iWouldDreamOfAwhiteChristmasBut #christmas