Christian Gindlesperger

Aspiring zaddy. Incorrigible goof. Inveterate circumlocutor.

Tweets toooo long.

'Know Thyself'—OoD.
'...what do I know?'—MdM.
'What, me worry?'—AeN.

he/him

[Christian Gindlesperger @clg6000]

@Acyn @social_seer The only hope of recovering what has been destroyed by the Trump administration these past few weeks in international trade, respect, trust & influence—the only hope we have of beginning to restore what was America's preeminent standing—is to:

Impeach, convict, and remove. ASAP

[Christian Gindlesperger @clg6000]

@ComedyBangBang @ScottAukerman @PFTompkins @Stitcher @earwolf Ep One-Four reminds me that Danny Mahoney sounds like the long-lost twin brother of Todd Glass. ...he's a vocal dead ringer.

[Andrea C. Love, PhD @dr_andrealove]

🧂Table salt doesn’t explode when you add it to soup.
💉Saline solution doesn’t explode when injected into your veins.
🥤Your organs don’t explode when you drink Nuun, Tailwind, Gatorade, or other electrolyte drinks.

Everyone agrees on these, right?
These aren’t debated.

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[Christian Gindlesperger @clg6000]

@DKThomp @Norsehound this is 100% the truth, and anyone who has spent time writing with purpose knows well how much thinking and writing are intertwined.

LLMs are fascinating in their mimicry, but can they think? They do a good job mimicking the patterns of words, but that's not the same thing.

[Derek Thompson @DKThomp]

Yes.

Writing is not a second thing that happens after thinking. The act of writing is an act of thinking. Writing *is* thinking.

Students, academics, and anyone else who outsources their writing to LLMs will find their screens full of words and their minds emptied of thought.

[Jimmy Camp @jimmycamp1]

Reading @GregIles "Southern Man."
This is the best, single paragraph I've read that succinctly breaks down the reasons for the rise of Donald Trump.

[Christian Gindlesperger @clg6000]

@sonohoor narcissism

[Christian Gindlesperger @clg6000]

@femalebodybuil6 Super Dave Osborne

[Christian Gindlesperger @clg6000]

@JaneotN it's only fair, he hated ours first.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Empathy and learning to read.

[Christian Gindlesperger @clg6000]

@JamesBousema Wavelength. Mafia/Werewolf. Green Team Wins. That's Not A Hat. Monikers. Telestrations. Codenames. Just One. Cockroach Poker. The Mind.

CAH was played out 2 minutes after it was published. The same joke over 1,000 different swears—pretty much just a replay of 7th Grade.

[Christian Gindlesperger @clg6000]

@EmoPhilips honestly, already obsolete

[Christian Gindlesperger @clg6000]

@WhiteHouse who is responsible for this idiocracy type shite

please can Hulk Hogan just take over the government already

where's my Brawndo

[Christian Gindlesperger @clg6000]

@Orca38408831 @gfisworse In truth, you're right—this meme is fake news. I got suckered in, here's a breakdown to set people right:

https://t.co/k8hgZGqfgr

[Nostos @NostosLit]

On this day in 1949, Albert Camus wrote one of the most romantic letters ever

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Trump wanted his revenge against PBS and Sesame Street since this aired in 1988.

[Christian Gindlesperger @clg6000]

@Jim_Jordan ...the fact that you can't tell the difference is the reason Congress should defund your salary.

Please leave Ohio

[Christian Gindlesperger @clg6000]

@JoJoFromJerz @megynkelly @realDonaldTrump @Congressman_JVD Narrator: she was, in fact, completely off her nut

[Christian Gindlesperger @clg6000]

@elonmusk why he so big mad?