Cliff

freedom of speech != freedom of reach

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@CJ_NFA @MichaelSpring17 Maaate, you failed at word #5, you haven’t grown up yet Seppo 😉

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@wolfofx https://t.co/7XN8y6kksk

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@davidvance We burn Koalas all the time down here in Australia, but not, oh wait a minute...

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@RaananEichler @GadSaad Elevate, push and insist the scientific method of interrogation and thinking is present and central in all discussions and discourse.

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@abcnews There are 6, not 5 mainland Australian timezones next week. The Nullarbor Timezone is 45 mins between Perth and Adelaide.

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@TheKouk Where "most" > 50% :P

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@JohnCleese “The sheep?”, “Did it hurt?”, “Wide or narrow comb?”, “Cut throat … Twin blade… knife?”, “Did you catch the bastard?”

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@TheKouk I only check Twitter occasionally to see how hypocrites and EGO maniacs feel (not how they think - because most don’t). It’s like a text based FMRI into the amygdala!

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@JohnCleese Another whinging Pom… 😉

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@AGLEnergy @mcannonbrookes AGL hikes energy plans by 35+% on 1 July then prevents anyone from changing to a better plan online throwing a meaningless error message. Call centre queue = hours; online chat support = powerless ∴ useless; website = digital dumpster fire. A sad joke

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@pascal_bornet Beautiful. Note - the oldest living organisms on Earth are stromatolites in Western Australia. They are over 3.5 Billion years old.

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@SydneyWaterNews @Alric181 How about meaningful, professional status updates. Like the issue location, an issue description, planned course of action, fix ETA and hourly updates. It’s pathetic you don’t provide this.

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@AusRepublic Fred Hollows
Peter Doherty
Peter Singer

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@TheKouk Their service is truly woeful and consistently so. I’ve switched to Virgin and while not great, they are now much better and more reliable than Qantas.

[Shaul Kfir @ShaulKfir]

I was asked at the bankchain conference, "Where did all of the enterprise blockchain use cases go?"

TL;DR less hyped and we don't hear about them, but they're picking up speed. I predict they'll overtake public chains eventually

https://t.co/q4ws8TOwZT

[Cliff @cliff_richards]

@Qantas @JetstarAirways Meet me halfway; make your online services work. Your online presence is the worst. You redefine appalling CX/UX/UI. Junk your ENTIRE website and app, hire competent product management and start from scratch.

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@dfat If the guy who wrote the passport renewal webpages is in charge of answering the phones - it's no wonder getting/renewing a AUS passport is FUBAR. Truly Muppet coding.

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@normanswan One planter pot!

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@Qantas @Qantas 1 hour and counting in your Platinum Frequent Flyer call queue. What a disgrace. I'd gladly do what I need online but your website is appalling.

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@Qantas Here's the most frequently displayed page on your website.