Cliffe

[Cliffe @cliffemwangi]

@ahmednasirlaw Ahmednasir,

Kenyans are not fooled by selective outrage. While you call for the Chief Justice's removal over corruption allegations, your silence on Ruto’s own issues speaks volumes. It's clear that this is more about political maneuvering than genuine accountability.

[GISTE @ggiste]

Ukiwa na Kshs 250k

Anza Biashara ya kununua na kuuza mbuzi

Unalease a pickup for 2k daily unaenda kajiado ndani unanunua mbuzi na Bei ya elfu tano ununue mbuzi 20 That's 100k.

Weka petroli ya 25k lipa karao wa barabara 10k lipa mfanyakazi 2k and 3k just in case.

Zipeleke Dagoretti kichinjio it's open everyday or book with your local butcheries uuze moja at 9-10k its 200k.

Remove expenses za 152k (2+100+45+5=152k)

Unabaki na Kshs 48k. Walai unaifanya siku mbili kwa wiki umekafunga.

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[Road To Success @_RoadToSuccess_]

Men,
You need to understand this‼️

[🧸 @_y3maya]

I’ve never met anyone who reads books and isn’t smart

[Strathmore Law Review @StrathLawReview]

📢 Call for Submissions: Vol. 12

Theme: The Role of Law in Confronting African Realities & Imagining African Futures

📝 Articles: 7,000–10,000 words
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[LMD (Arc.) @Layemie001]

This material commonly used for building insulation is very effective.

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

@Roryanelite1342 Nonsense. DJ Evolve deserved much more and would have obtained a higher award from a civil claim against Babu Patel, which the criminal would have paid from his salary, insurance cover and money he has looted from CDF while serving time in jail, zombie!

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

DJ Evolve is crippled from the neck down, is bed ridden and brain dead. He is PERMANENTLY in a vegetable state because of Babu Patel’s two bullets to the neck at point blank range.

DJ Evolve was working but will never work again. He will never have a family. He will never live in dignity and enjoy QUALITY LIFE because of Babu Patel’s unrestrained criminality.

DJ Evolve has not been restored and will never be restored to his life before he was permanently crippled by Babu Patel.

The corrupt Kenyan media must stop glorifying and platforming unpunished and unreformed criminals like Babu Patel.

[LAING'O NKANG'A @_TheOak]

@waluwande ...A landmark court ruling also requires a 10-meter buffer from neighboring property boundaries...

https://t.co/fsK09rtxRs

[#FeesMustFall @MegaFunTweets]

@waluwande This also means the maize farmer should not plant 5m to the boundary and the tree farmer also does the same so that there is a 10m buffer between

[hadan✌️ @b_hadan]

@waluwande Yesterday, my neighbour called me. His cows had ate my maize. He requested that I fence the shamba well. My answer was simple; did the cows move or the maize moved? The owner of the mover should do the fencing. He fenced it.

[Mmelisto @DR_carter_SA]

@waluwande Supposed to plant them 6 metres away.

[Young⁠ @Brayohki]

if your laptop is missing vitu kama bluetooth, wifi and sometimes sound inamaanisa kuna drivers haziko installed.
to fix this just press windows+R,
then type cmd, enter
then type driverquery/v, enter
it will update all the drivers and fix all that

[Jet Daniel 🛩️ @LaceVine]

Solar pressure pump is just 400k. You can put your tank on the floor. You didn't have to build a tower of Babel for your tank bro.

[MEN @Ez_ek_ie]

Japan is living in 2050

[George Ndegwa @GeorgeN67375]

@Bossyator As far as hearsay and innuendos goes, this one scraps the barrel!

[PortHarcourt Sailor @GodsgreatG]

Did you know that butane and propane, commonly known as LPG (liquefied petroleum gas) or cooking gas, are naturally colorless and odorless?

That rotten egg smell you perceive during a gas leak isn’t the gas itself. It comes from an additive called ethyl mercaptan, which is added as a safety measure so leaks can be easily detected.

Have you learned something today?

No like, comment, and retweet if you do 😁

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

@Aleqy_m1960 Its a corrupted name for 'SC' special crimes

[Yusha Atlantean @JoshAntbear]

@ComradesPrezo01 @DCI_Kenya The LAW must take its course!

[Mhe. Litundunya @litundunya]

1950.

A beautiful lady distracts men who were reading newspapers.
ODM sg sg ni yetu Ecitizen inooro Governor Ann Waiguru

[Cliffe @cliffemwangi]

@Thuranira_1 Ex turpi causa