Sleve Mcdichael

[Sleve Mcdichael @clindbom13]

Mr. Fieri's taking these sharks to flavor town #GuysFeedingFrenzy

[Sleve Mcdichael @clindbom13]

Me: *breathes*
Her: I just think it's funny how...

[Sleve Mcdichael @clindbom13]

@hailey_salter

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Oh btw I’m building a cyborg dragon

[Sleve Mcdichael @clindbom13]

@hailey_salter @e_salter Wtf

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

My gf texted me back after I told her I’m canceling our plans 2nite cuz I wanna drink beer w/ my friends instead& she’s totally cool w/ it. She told me ”do whatever u want. I find it funny...”
I didn’t bother reading the whole message cuz I’m driving but I’m glad she‘s not mad

[Sleve Mcdichael @clindbom13]

@bcahill37 One month!!

[Lil B THE BASEDGOD @LILBTHEBASEDGOD]

Please do not lie about info thank you - Lil B

[Sleve Mcdichael @clindbom13]

Every day during school and work: I can't wait to get home I'm going to sleep so good.
Me every morning at 4am:

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Act like it's coming out of there paychecks...

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Truth. Merica.

[Kenny G @kennyg]

Happy #ValentinesDay 💖🎷✨

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Sleve Mcdichael @clindbom13]

Everyone's crying about Snapchat and here I am about 3 iOS's behind everyone else and my app autoupdate's disabled. Mama told me to be a simple man 😂

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

View from SpaceX Launch Control. Apparently, there is a car in orbit around Earth.