Want to get ahead of this and just own the fact that next years Spotify wrapped top song is going to be the ten hour long brown noise machine soundtrack
Had a conference call with the professionals this morning (my mother), and I’m excited to announce that after 4.5 years I’m able to trim my own bangs with moderate success.
Tonight one of my besties confessed that she didn’t know TikTok DMs were a thing. I have been sending her TikToks consistently since March of 2022 and never noticed she wasn’t responding. Gn!
One thing that stresses me out about Joe Burrow is that he never arrives with a bag. Where are your things, Joe? Wallet? Keys? Laptop? I haven’t left my house without a bag since the dark ages.
Do you understand what it’s like to have the only thing standing between you and a McAllister’s club sandwich being a critical winter storm and thousands of flight cancellations?
BREAKING: It's happening. An original animated series following the next earth Avatar in the cycle after Aang and Korra is coming in 2025 from Paramount and Avatar Studios.
All the info: https://t.co/szlm5I13TM
List of obscure things that give everyone (read: me) a serotonin boost:
Those vacuum commercials where they show the diagram of dirt coming up out of the carpet (1/?)
My biggest fear is someone coming up to me at the gym for one of those “what are you listening to?” TikTok’s… they don’t need to know I’m bumping Olivia Rodrigo for the forbidden pre.
Just watched Hocus Pocus for the first time ever (don’t want to hear it), and you’re telling me this movie y’all have been raving about for years ends with,“Sorry Emily, I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle”? Okay lol