Clint Cornfield

Grade 2 teacher, dad jokes enthusiast

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Super frustrating that the @Macys parade was clearly advertised as "streaming on @peacock at 9am in all time zones" but us west coasters are at 9:45 with no stream... Anyone else?

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@TechTekedra @californiapuc Please come to Monterey! I'll gladly be your first customer out here!

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Pre-gaming before seeing @birbigs this afternoon!

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@Kennygarten @MontereyAq @exploratorium How far out of frame is the ACME anvil?

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@ReturnOfSeymour @birbigs 👆🏽 x1000 please 😁

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@ravenscimaven Followed for the science education, stayed for the constant barrage of awesomeness.

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Hey @ohmconnect - do you have actual support or no? Emailed multiple times, did a support ticket on your site, and nothing. Please hit me up ASAP

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Thanks @ColleenB123 & @erik_stocklin for the date night idea 👍🏽 our 2yo will appreciate it in the morning!

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Tomorrow is my first day of in-person teaching since last year. Figured my students might be feeling a little nervous/excited/weird about it all, so I made this to make sure they recognize me.

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@bethofall @driverminnie I'm saying is Jamaican, but my bro says something like Russian. Your guess, @bethofall ?

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Hey @driverminnie any chance you can settle a disagreement between me and my brother? What accent are you doing in this clip from Grosse Point Blank?

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@ReconditeAgony

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#RealLifePlotTwist One Xmas my dad got a gift without a tag, and nobody knew who it was from. Eventually my great aunt said it was from her. Later my dad told me he knew she was lying. When I asked how he knew, he said, “Because I gifted it to myself."

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@rejectedjokes Any word on when another round of Middleditch & Schwartz is happening on Netflix?

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@Seesaw I really appreciate you reaching out to me personally - sending you a virtual high-five! Sent you an email, so I'm looking forward to chatting with you 👍🏽

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It's been a few days since I've complained about @Seesaw ignoring #teachers and our requests for improvements. Anyone else out there super frustrated that they a) ignore us, or b) tell us, "Send ideas to our feature request" THEN ignore us? Who's got a better platform suggestion?

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@Seesaw This is a terrible reply from @Seesaw Your reply to customers is, "Use the feature request form" but you never acknowledge our requests. There are requests with HUNDREDS of upvotes and nothing is done about them. Please do better or I'm encouraging my school to swap platforms.

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Hey @Seesaw me and a bunch of my teacher friends are getting super frustrated that you're just straight-up ignoring us. We've made feature requests, reached out to support, and are basically getting the shaft. I think I'll tweet at you every day until you actually acknowledge us.

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@_ScarletDay @peacockTV Starts with, "time is money" then everything else was right. Freaking love that line 🤣🤣

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@Toadcialism @TimSnowborn @machineiv @leslieleeiii "Hahaha how's your sedition"