Clint Adams

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[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

@GrittyNHL You’re welcome, baby. They are all in your business. 😒

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

@dionnewarwick thank u dionne

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

Gritty lives in Philadelphia. That is the context.

[Gladys Wotching @Glodyswotcher]

The worst part about having your tweet go viral (6 million+ views) ON YOUR ANONYMOUS HORNY TWITTER ACCOUNT is that you can't tell anyone, not even your friends, that you were viral enough to make it in @Variety, @TheWrap, @TheSun, and even freakin @outmagazine. 😂 😂

[Teneika Askew | Analytics & Automation @teneikaask_you]

The federal government is ramping up Direct Hire opportunities in tech to prepare for the upcoming fiscal year. Budgets have been announced. Here are a few REMOTE opportunities (they close fast):

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

@BobHoldenNYC Hey Bob, what happened to queenslink? I know you’ve been complaining about your district being a transit desert… so where are we on this project?

[Clint Adams @clinteroni]

@osanseviero

[Second Ave. Sagas @2AvSagas]

Just in: The feds are threatening to sue NYC if city vehicles do not stop parking on sidewalks and crosswalks in ways that "impede the access of people with disabilities to pedestrian pathways," if you want to talk about an actual ADA lawsuit.

PDF letter: https://t.co/9HDhjntB10

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

me texting friend: ooh what happened?!

friend: *sends elaborate voice note *

me to myself: guess I’ll never know

[Excessively Black Jeannie D. (LdyWolfie) @lotusbloomed]

I am deeply disappointed with @raymourflanigan customer service. Bought a new couch and chair in September. The front board of the frame broke two weeks ago. Spoke to CS, Made an appointment, sent pics. Pics have a shadow. CS it has stains & 1yr warranty is void. Cx my appt.

[chris xu @xuhulk]

it’s actually considered very bad luck to NOT set an autonomous vehicle on fire for lunar new year

[Val Kilmer @valkilmer]

I once tickled Lou Reed. I regretted it for the longest while as he spoke to me few times after that dinner. But I'm glad now. He needed it.

[Gotham Roller Derby @gothamderby]

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introducing our 2023 Gotham Travel Team!!!

[Peyman Milanfar @docmilanfar]

Years ago when my wife and I we were planning to buy our home, my dad stunned me with a quick mental calculation of loan payments. I asked him how - he said he'd learned the strange formula for compound interest from his father, who was a merchant in 19th century Iran.

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[Clint Adams @clinteroni]

@amalthya @varlogsimon @mrphs @arthuredelstein still time to get this done before the end of all things

[HealthEquity @HealthEquity]

@TweetsNotes @SeanBG1 @SarahMeyerNYC @WageWorks This is a high-priority item for us and we're eager to bring this feature to our members ASAP. We'll announce an official release date once it's determined. Thank you for reaching out and for your feedback. We're always improving to better serve our members.

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

The good people at Chess dot com are hiring a new CEO and it’s the greatest application process I’ve ever seen.

[Jeffrey Sachs @JeffreyASachs]

An Ohio teacher, who was reading The Sneetches to her Grade 3 class, was abruptly cut off by an admin when a student said "It's almost like what happened back then, how people were treated. Like, disrespected. Like, white people disrespected Black people.”
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