Dark Lauramancer

New Yorker. Gamer. Primatologist. Sometimes nice. Always friendly. Never compromising.
She/Her

Profile pic by @chalkyheart

[Dark Lauramancer @amalthya]

@fatfabfeminist Heartbreakers!

[Dark Lauramancer @amalthya]

@clinteroni @varlogsimon @mrphs @arthuredelstein Next unicode "season" for applications is 2024 and we have the full proposal done, it just needs some additional eyes 👀👀👀👀

[Dark Lauramancer @amalthya]

Love is Blind would probably be a lot less nerve wracking if any of these people got therapy.

[Andrea Diaz @Drea__Diaz]

.@heidiklum dancing in her worm costume is my favorite thing on the internet today 😂

[Dark Lauramancer @amalthya]

How I'm getting through 2022.

[M.C. Hale @M_C_Hale]

It's one checkmark, Michael. What could it cost, twenty dollars?

[Dark Lauramancer @amalthya]

@faboo978 hahaha the kids nearly did it for me

[Dark Lauramancer @amalthya]

My eyeliner when on my eyes: gone in a hot second.

My eyeliner when on my sons' upper lips: NEVER BUDGE AT ALL EVEN WITH SCRUBBING

[Sal Abbinanti @SalAbbinanti]

Mr Stark I don’t feel so good…
#SpiderMan #AvengersEndGame #Thanos #Halloween2022

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

Just massive kudos for the person who created this Halloween squirrel feeder https://t.co/urlKXsR5ot

[Dark Lauramancer @amalthya]

@DJKirkbride It came out of what felt like nowhere! I'm still traumatized 🤣🤣

[Dark Lauramancer @amalthya]

@xoder But who are they?

[Dark Lauramancer @amalthya]

Is this something you would do?

[asta @lollasta]

something shifted when Tim Curry made his entrance in The Rocky Horror Picture Show

[Kyle T. David 🍄 @KyleTheDavid]

Couldn’t think of anything scarier than all six mass extinction events at once

[Dark Lauramancer @amalthya]

@DJKirkbride I'm still haunted by the floor of glass scene towards the end

[Dark Lauramancer @amalthya]

"I'm in the ladies restroom so I need to hang up"

Humorous comedian man: "it's ok so am I"

[Dark Lauramancer @amalthya]

@NickRuffilo We've been looking into getting a solar roof

[M. @MatyldaStein]

Judging by the footprints, this pigeon is having a very tense telephone conversation....