David Clinton

[Sunday League @SundayShoutsFC]

You won't see a better goal celebration than this all week. 🤣🤣

[David Clinton @clintod3]

@AKBets hope he's not in the actual pool

[Chase Snyder @ChasingSnyder]

I’m very excited to announce that I pulled off an entire exit row to myself and have built the quintuplet box thanks to the beautiful invention of Starlink

[Eddie Gibbs @eddiegibbs]

🇵🇹 Someone Finally Had the Balls

In my column last week, after watching him play against Wales, I once again asked why nobody in Portuguese football had the balls to tell Cristiano Ronaldo what was blindingly obvious to everyone else.

Apparently, Jorge Jesus did.

And Ronaldo's reaction has been predictably pathetic, narcissistic to his very core.

At 41 years old, one of the greatest footballers ever produced was left on the bench for a single international match. The manager decided the game didn't require him. Ronaldo was reportedly irritated, subsequently missed team training and has now left the Portugal camp after talks with the federation, promising that one day he will reveal "the truth".

The truth may be considerably less dramatic than Ronaldo imagines.

He's 41. His powers have hugely diminished. Portugal possess a magnificent generation of footballers. The manager has every right to decide that Cristiano Ronaldo doesn't need to play.

Portugal's mistake was allowing this nonsense to continue for so long.

They indulged him, accommodated him and massaged an already monumental ego, presumably hoping that age might eventually introduce some realism. Perhaps Ronaldo would recognise the moment himself, bow out gracefully and allow Portuguese football to move forward without forcing anybody to push its greatest player through the exit door.

They badly misjudged him.

The same ferocious self belief that helped create the footballer has seemingly left the man incapable of accepting what every athlete eventually must.

Father Time doesn't negotiate. He doesn't care about your medals, your records, your Instagram followers or your private jet.

Someone finally had the balls to treat Cristiano Ronaldo like another member of the squad.

So Ronaldo took his ball and went home like an unhappy child at the play park.

Pathetic.

[Karl @KJReik]

Oasis touring and city in league 2.

The 90's are back. 😎

[Alec Lace @AlecLace]

Lindsay Clancy locking eyes with the one man standing between her and a co-hosting gig on The View.

[𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐔𝐥𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 @thecasualultra]

🇩🇪 𝘿𝙮𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙤 𝘿𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙙𝙚𝙣 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙤𝙣 𝙞𝙣𝙛𝙡𝙪𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙫𝙡𝙤𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙪𝙢.

The club’s stadium regulations state that content created with significant reach or for commercial/monetisation purposes — including by influencers, creators, vloggers and streamers — requires prior approval from the club.

Fair play to Dynamo for taking a firm stance on this. Could we see more clubs introduce similar rules? 👏

[Maama Uganda @MaamaUganda02]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[barry @BackseatsmanLFC]

The Muppets were clearly pretending to play instruments over a pre-recorded track there. Don't bother turning up if you're not going to fucking do it live

[Berneese @theberneese]

Merino every time he comes on

[Redfoxi 💙 @Redfoxi]

Christ how powerful is Camilla’s fan ! #wimbledon #Fery

[Gerry @guinnessaddick]

I like how Colombia v Switzerland tonight has been dubbed Charlie vs the Chocolate Factory.

[David Clinton @clintod3]

@fbermingham Don't worry, normal service to resume in 13 days

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Did anyone else have the rehabilitation of Sepp Blatter on their 2026 bingo card? I reckon this might be my year.

[amc🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @PARTYFEARS2_]

Guy on the news saying Scotland fans will be cheering on Mexico due to their anti England obsession.

Couldn’t believe it, nearly spat out my fajitas.

[Fredrik @F_Edits]

🇳🇱 WEGHORST (8) is the longest surname out of all 1248 World Cup players that doesn't intersect itself on an alphabet circle

[No Context Keane @NoContextKeaneo]

Enzo Maresca’s first day of training after he takes over from Pep at Manchester City 😆

[its only Joe @JoeTheCynic]

For those mad that Bad Bunny will performing mostly Spanish at halftime and won’t understand, we’ve been listening to Pearl Jam for years and still don’t know what Eddie Vedder is saying