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v • dog dad • dog dad bod

[doubt machine @Clitor_Chris]

I relate so much to frogmouth adaliade

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@lesliehdesign @elonmusk can you delete this tweet?

[doubt machine @Clitor_Chris]

@lesliehdesign Hey wtf?!

[Dr Dagmar, Archerfishionado @DJWeduwen]

What if we all just migrate over to the same google doc

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

I am and always have been a firm believer in $8 a month speech.

[doubt machine @Clitor_Chris]

@japelling what do you think of my Halloween costume?

[Kendra @kendrawcandraw]

I don't really understand the Tswift thing but im glad you guys are having a good time or I'm sorry that you're having a bad time I can't really tell which it is

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Weird I was told wages were too high

[Anthony Burch @anthony_burch]

Dear @theDaddyMagic :

Watch your ass.

[doubt machine @Clitor_Chris]

Just watched two girls BEATING each others ass in in car while actively driving. Hitting curbs n shit

[doubt machine @Clitor_Chris]

@ShloganShlong Now we’re talkin

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They should make rugs that don’t look tacky

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@wogantayla This is life changing

[doubt machine @Clitor_Chris]

They were Busch’s so it’s not weird

[Skinwalker Texas Ranger @trashgiant]

Visiting Duffy at his place and we drank a Fresca hard seltzer and split a can of baked beans. That’s called friendship.

[doubt machine @Clitor_Chris]

Wish I was as unbothered as the man currently tanning in my apartment courtyard blaring music and driving all the dogs crazy

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

biden after hearing the mario voice

[doubt machine @Clitor_Chris]

Idk why twitter keep suggesting some bonkers right wing tweets to me, did the Elon thing go through already?

[doubt machine @Clitor_Chris]

I am like 90% sure my neighbor is tunneling through the wall right now. Bro let me have my little zoom meeting in peace

[doubt machine @Clitor_Chris]

The two types of dogs; Adult and Chicken

[doubt machine @Clitor_Chris]

Bros got that celibate strength

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

BYU’s mascot is a badass. This is ridiculous: https://t.co/yCHeMFsF8c