Colin

Law talking guy and aspiring people person (he/him)

[Colin @clndrnll]

What if we kissed at the Jimmy Eat World Arby's concert

[Colin @clndrnll]

I vividly remember studying for the LSAT in 2016 while the RNC was on TV. I was doubting myself that night. Then, a speaker gave me hope. I realized that if she could make it through law school, anyone could.

The speaker was Pam Bondi.

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@nkc____

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You know we’re in for dark times when you start revisiting the music you listened to in high school.

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There’s a Simpsons GIF for every occasion. Good night, all.

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@maxschrems We’re really sorry about this.

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@thejenlife I am not sure if I’m doing any of those things as of a couple of hours ago.

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Guess it’s time to, I dunno, drink bleach or some shit.

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@Eric_M_V Can you sponsor me for citizenship?

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Not a good time to realize that I’m out of whiskey.

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@LizCGil I didn’t realize that was something we could do only on Election Day…

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@tallgaynick But it’s not not about you.

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@BlackLanterrn I’m a tech lawyer. She makes my life a little more stressful. Not everything she tries is perfect, but it’s awesome to see the FTC, you know, doing its job.

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@SonyaOldsSom Care to join me in a belt of Scotch?

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@AriCohn I want to clarify that I think doing so would be a war crime.

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Reading anything about Mark Robinson like:

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@stenar Does…does this mean what I think it means?

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@Patsby628 As a Chiefs fan, pissing off Brittany is always a good thing.

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@tallgaynick Um. I think I’ve had the opposite happen.