Ryan Goulden

I write programs that take other programs as input, and output questionable results.

[Ryan Goulden @clockish]

@CERN based

[Ryan Goulden @clockish]

@tylerni7 1. what did you buy
2. what happened to your body

[Ryan Goulden @clockish]

Shitty life pro tip: if you need wall socket adaptors for banana plugs, you can steal one from basically any traveling European.

[Ryan Goulden @clockish]

@zwad3 GIF of the year, sub-$100 Amazon purchase of the year, best/worst headline of the year, active-pastime-that-isn't-pickleball of the year?

I find out if I pass or fail my diagnostic PCR tomorrow, but sounds like I'm already doing better than you 👉😷👉. Get well soon 😢

[Ryan Goulden @clockish]

@maxime_serrano They must have heard that there's no strict total ordering to sets, and assumed that they were overhearing a lesson critical race theory.

[Ryan Goulden @clockish]

@maxime_serrano ...I got Redwood City & Mountain View.
I'll keep seeing you around, I suppose 😆.

[Zach Wade @zwad3]

It took a few days longer than I was expecting, but I've finished my annual writeup of @defcon CTF.

As always, thanks to @oooverflow for their hard work hosting, @PlaidCTF for letting my play with them, and all the teams who played!

https://t.co/Q4dvSh68fT

[PlaidCTF @PlaidCTF]

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[Ryan Goulden @clockish]

@maxime_serrano My philistine ass has read more of your book-tweeting than I have words from actual books in the past year.

[picoCTF @picoctf]

SURPRISE! In celebration of cybersecurity awareness month, we will hold a mini competition during the month of October 🙌💻😎👏. Details on how to register and play below 👇. Hurry... competition starts Thursday, Oct 1! #hacking #CTF https://t.co/NUDJtE2yz2

[Ryan Goulden @clockish]

@SwiftOnSecurity Fun fact: Neither will a person. 🔪😱

[Ryan Goulden @clockish]

https://t.co/v9R4xQOXKz
I think Faraday was better than me at overthinking things. Also probably better at thinking things. At least I know what an electron is, so suck on that Michael.

[Ryan Goulden @clockish]

@mjambon Ah. Yeah that would be correct. I didn't realize there was an ocaml api; seems useful.

[Ryan Goulden @clockish]

.@github re: renaming "master": I'd like to bring to your attention a technical advantage of "trunk" as the new default. It would allow us to more aptly describe trunk-based dev vs feature-branch dev as "junk in the trunk" vs "junk out of trunk". Thank you for your consideration.

[Ryan Goulden @clockish]

@mahal0z @ForAllSecure 👋 The trick is to focus on techniques where power and usability can be delivered without compromise 🙂

And yeah, OCaml is wonderful for abstract manipulation tasks, and is far more practical for software development than most people realize. Slowly caching on tho!

[Ryan Goulden @clockish]

I learned that "affective" is a word, "relating to moods/attitudes", and this has been incredibly distracting.

"The effect of affecting affective effects to effectively affect effected affects is effective." (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

This has affectively ruined my Monday.

[Ryan Goulden @clockish]

@tylerni7 Depends on whether car companies can make ventilators. 🔥🔥😑🔥🔥

[Ryan Goulden @clockish]

@tylerni7 Well, placebos are effective :P
Also, I guess for the crowd of people who insist on taking homeopathic remedies, it might be reasonable for the heath insurer to direct them towards something safe? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Ryan Goulden @clockish]

@mjambon like https://t.co/L5R08mgY7q ?