Craig Nash

Find me at a local Waco, TX coffee shop to know I’m not a bot. (He/Him sorry if pronouns trigger you.)

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@rykerzane @megbasham Welcome to the club.

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@AriFleischer How far will bragging about sexual assault get you with the GOP?

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@hughhewitt @SecWar @PeteHegseth @TimesofIsrael Jesus Christ, Hugh. Can you grovel before him any more intensely?

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@GeraldoRivera The exceptions clause you people always add into this is proof that you don’t actually believe voting early or by mail is unsafe, you just want to make voting (which is a right) more cumbersome.

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https://t.co/GD3fSXxNJ5

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@AdamKinzinger https://t.co/GD3fSXxNJ5

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@BellaBaddie__ Sparkling water

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Mormonism left off Hegseth's Christian List, and Senator Mike Lee Isn't Happy: https://t.co/GD3fSXxNJ5

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@Riley_Gaines_ @grok , what is this fifth ranked talent referring to?

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@DrFrankTurek (God)

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@DrFrankTurek Matthew 25, where Gods sends all the greedy billionaires to hell.

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@FlyoverCntryGal I stopped reading when you misspelled Talarico.

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@KatiePavlich @MarkHalperin Independence Day is about killing child abusers, so I’d say she let the pedo-class down fairly easy with this one.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Ooooh, are we sharing fables? I got one for you.

So, there's this frog that enters public service, presumably for the right reasons. He spends years as a district judge, then gets elected to the state supreme court, then attorney general of that state.

Wouldn't you know it, that frog makes his way up to the U.S. Senate and gets reelected a few times. He seems to have a great path ahead.

Well, along comes this scorpion who's running for president and saying outright: if you don't support me, I'm gonna sting you.

The supposedly wise frog warns everyone else about the scorpion, tells them this scorpion is bad news, tells them this scorpion is gonna sting them with no regard for their support.

Alas, the scorpion is elected anyway, and the frog, despite knowing the scorpion is going to sting, keeps supporting the scorpion.

The frog, once wise, spends a decade defending the scorpion stinging others even though the frog knows there's a damn good chance he's gonna get stung himself because the scorpion doesn't do loyalty.

The frog, you see, is too chickenshit to speak out against the scorpion and decides to just wait out the scorpion's time. He's okay with others getting stung, though. He figures if he can appeal to the scorpion's ego and support him, he'll evade the eventual sting.

So, he spends years pandering to the scorpion and looking the other way while others get stung. And after a while, he figures he's gonna make it out okay.

Well, along comes this other frog who panders even harder. A truly corrupt and nasty frog. No integrity at all. Seems to have no soul.

And the frog thinks: there ain't no way the scorpion is gonna favor this other frog. I've bent over backwards for the scorpion. I've been loyal. This other frog is ugly as sin. No one likes the other frog. The scorpion ain't gonna choose him over me, right?

The frog is now neck-deep in delusion. He thinks the way to get out of this pickle is to pander to the scorpion even harder. He even tries to get a highway named after the scorpion.

Well... it didn't work. One day, the scorpion thanked the frog for his loyalty and then repeatedly stung him into oblivion. Stung him over and over. Seemed to enjoy it, honestly.

I think I read that in Aesop's or somewhere.

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@JohnCornyn I'm assuming this is an admission of you being the frog?

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@SouthernKeeks It also ignores the fact that with all of Paxton’s crimes and adultery, he’s far more like a pastor than Talarico is.

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@KennethRWebster @BU_BEARS With all his crimes and adultery, Paxton is far more like a typical youth pastor than Talarico.

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

“Sure, Ken Paxton’s corruption cost Texas taxpayers $6.6 million in settlement fees, and he was impeached for bribery, and he gave a sweetheart deal to a guy charged with child sex abuse, BUT James Talarico’s Christianity is kinda lib, so…gotta go with Paxton.”

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@tedcruz You people are obsessed with logs.

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@StephenM Your desperation is palpable.