Caroline Lockwood

[char ᢉ𐭩 @alcdec]

doomscrolling on twitter feels so much more productive than doomscrolling on tiktok bc it’s like i’m basically reading

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

and if you see me celebrating the fourth of july it’s because I want a hot dog not because I support the government

[gourmand girlie 🍯 @__FemmeFatalee_]

When I throw a function on sims

[julia @juumelo_]

you’re on thick fucking ice. I love u

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Therapist; “There is a tiger in you”

The tiger in me:

[Rachel ☁️ @rachellord22]

PSA

[zoë @zoeloveshouses]

so many people around me getting married, engaged, having kids and i’m just like this in my house

[he/him who eats. 🇿🇦 @justwellington]

Excited to announce that I've just about had it

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i am both of these people simultaneously at all times

[lex @lexlisbon]

i lowkey don't mind talking about the weather like Yeah it has been awfully humid lately hasn't it

[rachel coster @rcosterr]

Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

what's a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy

[juan crow @twinkletweetu]

The only thing I respect about huda is her ability to make a nigga miserable. That’s a valuable skill tbh

[Unbiased Ev @DoubleVodkaDon]

Nothing I love more than when an Uber driver asks if I’m willing to cancel the uber and pay him a little less cash instead. Love the hustle and love seeing the common man get a bigger cut. Great win-win. My ride is cheaper and he/she makes more take home money. Beautiful.

[Caroline Lockwood @clockwoodd]

https://t.co/JRR4OS1Zrh

[☾ chloe. ☽ @luvischlo]

so to conclude today: fuck diddy. fuck ddg. fuck tory lanez. fuck all abusers, their enablers, and their supporters.

[Frances Lorenz @frances__lorenz]

Everyone homophobic til they see a man driving to work on a bicycle with his husband in the back which, in all fairness, is a loving relationship