phantom of the clairadise

a cracked tube of biscuit dough cursed with human emotion

[phantom of the clairadise @clorbor]

cheers to that sick meteor for appearing right when I went outside

[Lee Brontide @AmmoniteInk]

Look I know people are all on Mastodon but right now Tumblr has, en mass, decided to make up a 1970s Martin Scorsese mafia film that they've all seen that doesn't exist, and is doing pantomime fandom about it and it is AMAZING.

[danny saw evil dead burn @noggin_chomper]

@wildtiktokss

[Eleanor Penny @eleanorkpenny]

I am having a breakthrough

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

more movies should be like this. i’m sick of knowing what the fuck is going on

[alex @alex_abads]

why does fetterman, the largest senator, not simply eat the other 99

[poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw]

i can’t stop feeling like this

[thomas violence @thomas_violence]

one day I will wake up and open twitter and everyone will be gone and I will put my phone down and immediately go paint the most beautiful and significant oil painting in the history of human art

[phantom of the clairadise @clorbor]

@RequineGG they need to hire you for marketing because you just sold me on this game

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'Tomorrow!' cried Toad. 'I will do it all tomorrow!'

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

At this point my favorite thing to do is go home and lay down.

[phantom of the clairadise @clorbor]

@bonniegrrl @Massawyrm Oh No They Didn’t is the rancid glue holding LJ’s corpse together at this point